Illyria:
Ah...ah...achoo!

Illyria: Ugh, how I hate colds... it is truly the bane of human existance. I pity humans who have to suffer through the full effects of a cold...

PC:
1: (not elven) Yes, well, not all of us have the benefit of having non-human blood in us, Illyria.
2: (not elven) Having a cold isn't exactly the most wonderful thing that can happen to a person, no... elves are lucky that they can't catch such things.
3: Wah wah, I'm sick, blah blah. Can't you just suffer in silence like a *normal* person?
4: (if cleric or have potion of healing) Oh, you poor thing... perhaps I can help you with that.
5: (if elven) Must you sneeze so loudly? I am *trying* to concentrate.
