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Posted 25 August 2004 - 07:18 PM

Hehehe. Time to write an applet that asks you questions about your capabilities, and estimates your stats perhaps?

But yeah... I find it funny that anyone would think I was cheating, I mean, it's not like I have STR 20 of anything. A lot of other super-beings actually tease for having only exceptional but un-superhuman strength.

35% of steel bars has more to do with the quality of the steel than my enormous strength. I can't take all the credit (or blame, if you owned the bar in question).

DEX 19 - I've never tried to catch a bird bare-hands, but flies are no problem so... (I am quite allergic to mosquitos (another CON penalty) so I have developed superhuman reflexes for destroying insects in mid-air. I can even choose between catch, stun of kill when it comes to flies. No mess, no fuss...)

WIS 19 - Be happy :) Be kind to each other. We're all in this together. Bad things always pass away, as will we in the end...

CHA 22 - The name's clops... psi clops... how could you resist!

INT 24 - Got to be careful here, 'cause the range of specialisations has widened beyond traditional language mastery. But if computer languages count, I'm fluent in English, Java, Javascript, C++, C#, C*, C, Delphi, COBOL, FORTRAN, Mathematica, Intercal, Pascal, Prolog, Python and VB.
16 languages! (Maybe it should have been 25...)

CON - to avoid the fatal effects of a lightning strike, stand near (within 12 feet), but not right next to any available trees. Be aware that lightning can strike 12km away from it's point of origin. If the ground is moist, cross your legs below the knee while standing. Then if you a hit by a groundstrike, the electricity passes up one shin and down the other. Most people can survive a lightning-strike, but it depends... psychologically some find it hard to shake...

I'm quite impressed with Cyric's balanced versatility...
I must discuss my new foundation of mathematics with taza at some stage...
And well, Motmrt, what can I say, oh mightiest of the mighty super-beings... I'm coming for you buddy!!


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#22 psiclops

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Posted 25 August 2004 - 07:20 PM

Haha, sorry, that guest was me... although 'clops' gave it away.


<EDIT> and the 16 languages was a lie too... but take the lightning advice!

Edited by psiclops, 25 August 2004 - 07:22 PM.

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Posted 25 August 2004 - 07:50 PM

I'm fluent in English, Java, Javascript, C++, C#, C*, C, Delphi, COBOL, FORTRAN, Mathematica, Intercal, Pascal, Prolog, Python and VB.


I somehow severely doubt that.

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#24 psiclops

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Posted 25 August 2004 - 08:47 PM

and the 16 languages was a lie too...


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#25 Erestor

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Posted 25 August 2004 - 10:40 PM

STR- 14
DEX- 8
CON- 6
INT- 14
WIS- 5
CHA- 10

STR- I'm fairly strong, for no good reason at all (see CON).
DEX- Nothin' special. Clumsy sometimes.
CON- I rarely do manual labor, I smoke like a train, I don't drink enough water and I drink far too much.. erm... Coke.
INT- I'm no genius, but I'm going to college for free 'cause my grades earned me some pretty nice scholarships, and I'm good at figuring things out myself.
WIS- (also see CON) I often have the common sense of a telephone pole. At least I think about future consequences, etc... sometimes up to five minutes in the future! :bash:
CHA- I've never had a problem making friends; I like people, and I'm fairly adept at the art of persuasion. But I'm no leader. Nor am I a casanova.

Edited by Erestor, 25 August 2004 - 10:48 PM.

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Posted 26 August 2004 - 12:13 AM

Hm in rl i have no idea
well strength would be fairly high since i weight lift regularly and can bench press about 150 killos(its lazy exercise what can i say i dont like moving much)

con : hm i smoke i drink i eat a good mix of healthy and unhealty foods i recover quickly from illness although i do get alergic reactions to alot of things , but i can endure alot so probably medium

Dex : hm ;) low very low i walk into things and i cant write properly , i fall down stairs regularly and my coordination is shot i am rather acident prone

Int : I have acceptance to any university i would wish , although i cant spell , i do speak 3 languages ( ;) 14 if you include compiled and interprited ones) I am a member of mensa (Did that to get acceptance for degree courses with a greater ease)

Wisdom : This is neigh on imposible to judge , I have read all major religious teachings
and finaly settled on taoism , there is no possible way to gage your wisdom , if your talking commen sence then im fine i can handle myself on the streets and know my way around most places , im well versed in many cultural aspects (I realy do have too much time on my hands) ok that could all be atributed to Int so i could never judge my wisdom

CHa : I make freinds incredibaly easily and people trust me , The only people who dislike me are people whom I dislike prior to that ;)

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Posted 26 August 2004 - 12:19 AM

If I try to be completely honest:

STR 2 (I can lift a dog weighing about 20 kgs, but I can't carry it for very long)

DEX 5 (I am always bumbing into things, like furniture etc. and I can't get the simplest of card tower to stay up, but I manage to draw something sometimes)

CON 3 (well for no good reason, but I am hardly an athleth, and I never excercise and I have never been good in any kind of sports, though I seldom do get seriously ill, either - and I do not smoke ;) )

INT 12 (I am good at languages and everything else like that, I have read alot and have alot of knowledge on some detailed issues over many things)

WIS 14 (I am old enough to have good wisdom :lol: )

CHA 5 (I do have a couple of true friends - I think... and sometimes I even get people convinced that I am right :P )
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Posted 26 August 2004 - 01:38 AM

Heya,

Err, guys... We are talking about an average stat of 10 for your common person. What's with all these sub 10s? Are we trying to do reverse "cheating"?

To the poster with 2 strength... You realise that 3 is as low as you can go with a human, don't you? Stats are rolled on 3d6, minimum you can get is 3 without racial adjustments.

Strength 2: -3 to hit, -2 to damage, weight allowance 1lbs, max press 5lbs, open door 1, BB/LG 0%.

to translate.. 1lbs = 0.4545... kg. 5lbs = 2.272kg

Strength 10: no to hit, no to damage, weight allowance 40lbs, max press 115lbs, open door 6, BB/LG 2%

40lbs = 18kg, 115lbs = 52.27kg

A 20kg dog is not exactly the easiest thing to carry, it's a living being and will struggle, and you can't stick it across your shoulders or otherwise more evenly distribute its weight. You could probably put your strength around the 6 mark if it makes you feel better.

My real life stats, being honest and taking into account that 10 is average...

Str: 8 - I'm not as strong as I could be, below average.
Dex: 12 - I can hit a fairly small target with a small thrown object, am not overly klutzy
Con: 10 - Average
Int: 13-14 - my IQ is somewhere between 130 and 140.
Wis: 12 - people have called me wise, but I have a quick temper which partially counters that.
Cha: 14 - people just seem to like me, and want to confide in me - don't know why that is.

Concidering the last time I took the what DnD class are you test and came out as a NG Elven Bard-Mage of Mystra, I think that fits. :)

#29 Archmage Silver

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Posted 26 August 2004 - 05:35 AM

Heh, here they be:

Str: 10
Dex: 12
Con: 9
Int:22
Wis:14
Cha: 5

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Posted 26 August 2004 - 05:48 AM

Str: 1
Dex: 1
Con: 1
Int:1
Wis:1
Cha: 1

I'm a pile of mush

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#31 psiclops

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Posted 26 August 2004 - 06:23 AM

Felstrom, it's not all doom and gloom! Doesn't one of the BG2 monsters disease you in a way that lowers you STR and CON? Surely if you can get them below zero they'll loop round to 25! Then you could be:

25
1
25
1
1
1

And you could get a job like the young-Conan's! :)
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#32 Archmage Silver

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Posted 26 August 2004 - 06:58 AM

Str: 1
Dex: 1
Con: 1
Int:1
Wis:1
Cha: 1

I'm a pile of mush

Ph33r m3 

Now, now, Sir Inquisitor, show us some more realistic stats!

Edited by Archmage Silver, 26 August 2004 - 07:00 AM.


#33 jester

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Posted 26 August 2004 - 07:22 AM

9/9/9/9/9/9 and that is all there is. Peasant glory. :D
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Posted 26 August 2004 - 08:44 AM

NotMrT
Here's a rough evaluation of your stats by what you said:
Strength: 18/80 (can lift 150 kg, can carry around 80 kg around for quite a while)
Dexteritry: 3 (slow reaction, low coordination, plus the inability to dodge incoming blows)
Constitution: 9
Intelligence: 12
Wisdom: 10
Charisma: 11

Briannandoah

Strength: 6 (by what you said; if you had strength two you'd only be able to lift glorious 2 kg, and you would be able to carry 453 grams around with you :P )
Charisma: at least 8 if you have a whole "couple" of true friends. 8 is the first value where any first reaction toward you will rather be neutral than hostile. :thumb:

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Posted 26 August 2004 - 09:17 AM

Hmmm lots of people with insane stats here, a Strength of 18 should be like the worlds top atlets or something, and perhaps not even them. same with pretty much else. a DEX of 13 should make you fast enough to actually react before anyone else and do things like snap flies and such. heck iirc dex 13 is the required to snapp peoples necks in Planescape Torment.

tempted to pull another Jester here, he got the dark of it. thought i go by 3rd ed standard of 10 instead of 9 :P

but ill try another aproach then.

STR 11
DEX 10
CON 11
INT 11
WIS 12
CHA 10

i work alot with hands and can do such heroic feats such as screwing screws into hard wood with screwdrivers by hand! (oohh.. ahh....) im not very quick or agile, but i can manage. I can take a bit of beating, inteligent enough i guess ? i can use a computer! wow. Tend to notice things around me quicker than most others, and can usually feel the "mood" around me. and of corse the legendary Cha, i used to be 9 or even 8 back few years back, but learned how to deal with people (aka suck upp :P )

#36 Archmage Silver

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Posted 26 August 2004 - 09:50 AM

Heh heh, Lightspeed caught me cheating. So here are my "real" stats, if any can be called such...
Str 10
Dex 12
Con 9
Int 16
Wis 14
Cha 5

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Posted 26 August 2004 - 11:11 AM

Int 16?

I still doubt that.

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#38 psiclops

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Posted 26 August 2004 - 11:18 AM

Give the lad time! He might be our only hope! :D
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Posted 26 August 2004 - 06:43 PM

Int 16?

I still doubt that.


Why so, pray tell? For the most part, engaging in forum banter isn't exactly a demonstration of intellectual brilliance, is it?

#40 psiclops

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Posted 26 August 2004 - 07:18 PM

Oh come on! What do you MEAN engaging in forum banter isn't exactly a demonstration of intellectual brilliance, it is not!
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