I've got a few:
"Savior, conqueror, hero, villain... You are all things, Revan, and yet, you are nothing." - Darth Malak
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"Good luck, my love... and May The Force Be With You" - Bastila Shan
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"Warning: Touch the Master's blade and you lose an arm, Meatbag!" - HK-47
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"It is not possible to kill the master. I advice you run away while my blasters warm up." - HK-47
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"HK-47: There is a 98% probability that this meatbag's tribe has been kidnapped by the sand people and are being held hostage and he needs our help.
Reply: What's the 2% probability?
HK-47: There is a 2% probability that this meatbag is only trying to take your valuable credits in which case he should be blasted. I believe this is the case, master."
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"And so the apprentice has learned his final lesson." - Dark Revan after defeating Malak.
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"And in the end... as the darkness claims me... I am nothing." - Darth Malak
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"Oh, I get it. Let's play with the old man's head, is it? He's half-senile, he'll forget I said anything! Wait uh, what was this about, anyway?" - Jolee Bindo
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"I therefore make no claim to that designation, prospective buyer. I am a law-abiding droid. Yes, indeed, law-abiding, that's me!" - HK-47
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"It would have been more realistic if the commander had shot them both!" - Canderous Ordo
Anyone else?
Quotes
Started by SConrad, Aug 09 2004 08:27 AM
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SConrad
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Posted 09 August 2004 - 08:27 AM
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The Amazing Maurice
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Did-a-chick? Dad-a-cham? Ded-a-check?
Posted 09 August 2004 - 01:52 PM
I hate you old man - Reply to Jolee
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Archmage Silver
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Posted 14 August 2004 - 10:55 AM
There is no emotion, there is peace.
There is no ignorance, there is knowledge.
There is no passion, there is serenity.
There is no chaos, there is harmony.
There is no death, there is the Force.
-The Jedi Code
There is no ignorance, there is knowledge.
There is no passion, there is serenity.
There is no chaos, there is harmony.
There is no death, there is the Force.
-The Jedi Code
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Posted 26 August 2004 - 01:41 PM
Char- Surely she doesn't treat you like her husband all the time.
Android(Can't remember name)- You don't want to know.
Char- Thinking about it, I really don't want to......
Android(Can't remember name)- You don't want to know.
Char- Thinking about it, I really don't want to......
Magus: "If history is to change, let it change! If their world is to be destroyed, so be it! If my fate is to be destroyed... I must simply laugh!!"
Vash: "Normally when you buy an old, used bike, you're supposed to repair it before riding it!"
Wolfwood: "Are you dissing my beautiful shiny Angelina II?!?"
Vash: "I'm dissing YOU, not your stupid broken bike!"
It's all happening here
Vash: "Normally when you buy an old, used bike, you're supposed to repair it before riding it!"
Wolfwood: "Are you dissing my beautiful shiny Angelina II?!?"
Vash: "I'm dissing YOU, not your stupid broken bike!"
It's all happening here
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Posted 27 August 2004 - 12:52 PM
Char: Why do you call me meatbag? (or something like that)
HK-47: It's just that you have all these squishy parts, master. How the constant sloshing doesn't drive you mad, I don't know (something like that)
reply: On second thought, neither do I...
HK-47: It's just that you have all these squishy parts, master. How the constant sloshing doesn't drive you mad, I don't know (something like that)
reply: On second thought, neither do I...
Edited by Cryomancer, 27 August 2004 - 12:52 PM.
Teachings of a Wise Man:
" Life's not all about your navel.'- Mr. Crowell
"Time flies when you can't stand it."- Mr. Crowell
" Life's not all about your navel.'- Mr. Crowell
"Time flies when you can't stand it."- Mr. Crowell
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Posted 28 August 2004 - 09:33 AM
Gonna correct an HK-47 quote Conrad 
After hearing incomprehendable Jawa speak
PC: HK-47, can you help me out here?
HK-47: Translation - 98% probability that the members of the miniature organics tribe are being held by sand people, doubtless he wishes assistance.
PC: What about the other 2%?
HK-47: Translation - 2% probability that the miniature organic is simply looking for trouble and needs to be blasted. That may be wishful thinking on my part though, master.
Something like that anyway
After hearing incomprehendable Jawa speak
PC: HK-47, can you help me out here?
HK-47: Translation - 98% probability that the members of the miniature organics tribe are being held by sand people, doubtless he wishes assistance.
PC: What about the other 2%?
HK-47: Translation - 2% probability that the miniature organic is simply looking for trouble and needs to be blasted. That may be wishful thinking on my part though, master.
Something like that anyway
