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[Lanky]

...you try to gain influence with your friends by saying what they want to hear.

...you consider what a given decision will do to your alignment.

...you consider using your Dominate Mind power to get people to do what you want.


- When you try to find the quick-save button when you are shopping in fear for a crash and you have to start over...

- Try to use force push on the smelly guy next to you in the bus...

- Wonder why the hyperspace drive you installed in your car doesn't work...

...you ask to your friends:Wanna play pazaak?
...you try for two hours to move a pencil with the Force of your mind.
...you call your girlfriend/boyfriend Bastila/Atton.
...you start wearing long black cap or robes.
...you're sure that your boss or teacher is a Sith Lord.
...you speak Twi'lek,and you understand what you are saying.
...you're wondering:Where the hell did I leave my airpeeder?
...you call younger ones padawan and your boss/teacher Master.
...you think that Georges Lucas is actually a Republic senator who came on Earth to tell us about the Force and the Sith/Jedi from his Galaxy.
...you're searching Gizka,Kath Hound and Tuk'ata in petshop.
...you're persuaded that a Jedi/Sith will come to pick you so you will be able to save/rule the galaxy cause it's your destiny.
...you think that bigfoots are actually Wookies who hide from us.
...you think that Bush is a Hutt.

you keep a record of all your light/dark points gained.
help an old lady cross the road. *lightside points gained*
dont do your homework *darkside points gained*

...you repeat jedi/sith code when wake up,before the lunch and before going to sleep
...you saying bantha-poo-doo instead of bull ****
...you start refering to other people as "meatbags"
...you trying to find jedi unclave on planet Earth
...you wright your biology project about firaxian sharks
...when fixing your car,you asking your son/friend/<insert name here> to bring you a hydrospanner
...you think that astromech droid would be a good help to fix that damn car
...you wawing your hand in the air in attempt to switch tv channel
...you say "may the Force be with you",instead of "good luck"
...you come to apothek and asking for kolto
...you start calling your little sister Mission Vao

When trying to get people to give you money you say "but I have a persuade skill of 8!"
you threaten people by saying "I have unarmed specialist 3, and a strength bonus of +2"
When having a conversation with others, you get frustrated over not having dialogue options.
when you have a conversation and wonder "where's my '[Widom]' option?"

When you talk like HK and say "Query" or "Statement". (Something of which I am guilty of. )
Instead of studying during study hall at school, you meditate. You explain that it helps channel the Force.
Whenever someone says something to you, you always start by saying the same thing like Atton's "Something up?" or maybe Bastila's "How can I help?".
You copy the AI movements when you speak. You know, putting your hand up, moving your head like the characters do when they talk...
You are so obsessed, you've made a secret shrine to your favorite KotOR character and went on Ebay to buy specific colors of Play-Doh to sculpt their hair. (The colors weren't in the stores).
You start "breaking" by going back to a laying down position and if someone asks what you're doing, just say "I crashed. You've gotta wait for a patch or check for one."

... you listed "The Force" as your religion in the last census ...

...you call that girl who thinks she is so high and mighty a schutta...
...you attempt to get past the toll booth by using Force Persuade...
...and it works!

- When people begin to blindly defend the original's sequel despite its horridness.
- When people think their Revan is canonical.
- When someone creates stupid polls asking which horrifyingly rendered NPC character from the second game people want to bone the most.
- When someone creates stupid polls asking which fictional character from the Star Wars Universe people want to bone the most.
- When someone creates a second stupid poll asking which horrifyingly rendered NPC character from the second game people want to bone the most.

...when you're studying for you bio exam and keep reading about the "Bastila" instead of the "blastula". This is happening right now.

...when after someone mentions looking for a recipe for juma juice you actually search for one

...you start referrign to your movements and actions as "Force Sneeze" or "Force Blink".

If u got any more tell them

[Lanky]

Bush is a hutt, thoug and Tony blair is a gamorean (a piggy thing) bodyguard for him

lmao what about John Howard (Primemeister of Australia) is he bush sex partner or something

[Celestine]

Bush is a hutt, thoug and Tony blair is a gamorean (a piggy thing) bodyguard for him

lmao what about John Howard (Primemeister of Australia) is he bush sex partner or something

Ewww. haha

[Lanky]

Bush is a hutt, thoug and Tony blair is a gamorean (a piggy thing) bodyguard for him

Dont know about Bush as a hutt. But a monkey i can c. Look at Attachment

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Edited by Lanky, 12 April 2005 - 07:17 PM.

[Dalis'ilhea]

lol

Ps was me who called bush a hutt sorry

[Grunker]

...When you name your car: "The Ebon Hawk".

...When you're a Blacksmith and calls you're shop: "The Star Forge".

...When your math teacher asks you what sinus and cosinus to 30 degrees is and you aswer him by speaking like Darth Nihilus.

...When you get mad at your computer and start looking for the "Overload Terminal" button.

...When you state in your history test that the ones guilty for the second world war was the mandalorians.

...When you create a forum for a game that doesn't even have its own website yet (KotOR 3)

...When you're booted from your school and starts refering to yourself as "The Exile"

...When you have more than three senteces in an answer to this thread. Damn.

[Kai of Candlekeep]

... When you say to your kids, "If you don't do your homework, you'll be bantha poo-doo!"

... When you name your dog "Ewok" (this is old, I've been a Star Wars fan for years)

... When you tell the folks at Best Buy how cool it would be if they made astromech droids with vacuuming and dishwashing protocols.

... When you start wishing you could use Force Choke on you annoying neighbor.

... When you try to use Force Push on that same annoying neighbor's illegally parked car.

... When your husband (boyfriend) leaves for work in the morning and you sleepily mumble something to him about "making sure to seal the blast door."

... When you find yourself automatically looking for mines and traps when you enter your neighbor's apartment.

... When you call your kids over and tell them to "watch mommy kill a krayt dragon!"

... When you buy a pair of goggles, push your seat back, and take your pod racer... er, car... for a run across the freeway.

... When you tell your (potential) mother-in-law (who also plays Star Wars) that you won't make it to dinner this weekend because your ship needs repair.

... When you ask your husband (boyfriend) what's wrong with the car and he replies, "We need a new hyperdrive." (Yeah, he plays too).

... When your boyfriend is being annoying, you icily tell him he's losing influence.

... The other day I had to scold my kids. I found myself yelling at them about how dangerous it is to swing lightsabers inside the house. I'm dead serous.

... I explained to these same kids what the colors of each lightsaber represent.

... When the kids misbehave, you soundly reprimand them for "breaking the Jedi code." Yes, I'm serious.

... When I had my entire family watch me kill Darth Malak, and made them watch the ending for KotOR.

.. I cried at the ending the first time I beat the game.



All of these are true, they really happened.

[Force Persuade] This is perfectly normal behaviour. You don't want to laugh at me.

*Edited for spelling*

Edited by Kai of Candlekeep, 18 April 2005 - 03:34 PM.

[Briannandoah]

...or when your dreams and nightmares are all about KotOR...

[Dalis'ilhea]

You too?

I dreamed I was the exile, then because of the way I am I shouted "bugger off" at Sion and then told him to drop dead in the trayus academy then called kriea/traya a back stabbing sith wannabe bitch

scary thing is this is true....

[Archmage Silver]

That doesn't beat one thing I did... I have this original landspeeder toy (made 1978, USA) and it broke. I wen't crazy about it and dismantled the landspeeder. I instantly saw that a spring was missing. This caused me grief until I found a pen and took its spring to fix my precious landspeeder. It's a bit heavy on the left side, but it works...

[Lanky]

What about wanting the simpons 2 do a Kotor episodel. It would be funy Homer stealing the Ebon Hawk and driving it while he is drunk

[Celestine]

When I swear 'Pure Pazaak' instead.

[Tom]

I sometimes make lightsaber noises if Im spinning a pen around in my hand... I always press X when Im running around in the game

[Dalis'ilhea]

I do that with my laser pen and torch

[Archmage Silver]

... when you're trying to convince scientists that the Bigfoot is really a wookie.

[Sephiroth]

You use force persuasion to get out of a ticket, and it works.
When your teachers ask you for your homework, you wave your hand and say "You have my homework already"
You stay up extremely late to post in this topic/forum
You can understand every word Chewie (and Zallabar/Hanharr) says
You demand that people start referring to you as "Darth"
You know more about the Skywalker family then you do your own
You can forgive George Lucas for Jar Jar Binks
You have a tattoo somewhere on your body of the Ebon Hawk or something else KotOR/StarWars related (my cousin has one of HK-47 holding a blaster rifle)
You know more about the back alleys of Coruscant then you do about your own neighborhood
You own a bar and call it a "Cantina" the servers "Jawas" and the entertainment "Bith"
You went to the DMV and asked where you can get a liscence to pilot an X-Wing/TIE Fighter
You know the exact dimensions of both death stars and the star forge without looking up the information
You see Cheney as Palpatine and Bush as Vader
Your closet is filled with Jedi/Sith robes
You're actually reading through all of these
Your PC's name is always Jon Irenicus or Joneleth (BG2 tie-in)
When laughed at for your constant Star Wars references, you try to zap the person/people with force lightning.
You know what race Yoda/Vandar is
You beleive that Earth is "just outside the Republic"
When someone gets mad at you, you say "There is no emotion: There is peace"
You've spoken at a funeral and said "There is no death: There is the force"

[Archmage Silver]

When you try to use force lightning to power up the dishwasher during a power-cut.
When you pack your bags to be ready for the galactic explorers' visit and get to visit Tantooine.
When you see a bear you wonder what did they feed that ewok and why does it walk on all fours.
When you post to this topic for the 3rd time because you can't find your KotOR CDs.