Here, to make NM's life easier if he decided to do a minimod. Here are all the versions so far:
Cernd:
"There once was a man quite content,
until he found a new intent.
But sadly the druid's life
was no place for his wife,
and alone to the wild he went" (NM)
There once was a man quite content,
Until one day he found new intent
In the druidic life.
But a 'No!' said his wife,
So alone from the city he went. (Princeps variation)
Edwin:
"There once was an evil wizard red,
who inspired great feelings of dread.
With deadly, powerful spells,
this great mage clearly excels.
What a shame he's such a bighead!" (NM)
There once was a wizard in red -
A true inspiration of dread.
In a powerful spell
He could really excel;
Too bad he had such a big head! (Princes variation)
Haer?Dalis:
There once was a fiend in looks fair
With the maids he was smooth, debonair
When the Duke set a trap
That locked shut with a snap
He knew not to fall prey to despair. (Ash, MG?s variation)
Imoen:
There once was a child pure of heart,
who from him/her but once did she part,
Now she's lost her soul,
to a vampire cold,
And if not returned, she'll depart. (Kael)
A girl with the hair-colour pink
From her party was torn in a blink
Had to learn that her dad
Was… well, pretty bad
But she came back her true self, I think. (Princeps)
Jan:
"There once was a gnome tinker,
in battle he would not whimper.
Inventor of great skill,
owner of a great will,
he told tales of a miller." (Archmage)
Korgan:
"There once was a dwarf evil of mind,
the evil in his heart, others would find.
greed has his black heart too,
ladies he tries to woo,
but he is shunned by his kind." (Archmage)
There once was a dwarf who did drink,
And evil his heart so you'd think.
But give him a beer
And if a lady is near
He'd shag her before you could blink. (Rabain)
An axe-wielding dwarf likes to play
In blood-sports with splatter and spray.
Only too well he knows
How the ears of his foes
Can be had – in his personal way. (Princeps)
Nalia:
There once was an heir to a hold,
To the poor she would give all her gold
Would she marry a whelp
And tighten her belt
Or end up turned out in the cold. (Collective Attempt)
Viconia:
An elf with a skin far from white,
Found that sparing a life was a blight
In the Spider-Queen's eyes.
Now she walks in disguise,
Marooned as she is in the light. (Princeps)
"There once was an elf black of skin,
who questioned the nature of sin.
A child she would not kill,
now Lolth wishes her ill.
Forever an outcast from her kin." (NM)
There once was an elf black of skin,
Who questioned the nature of sin.
And now Lolth causes ill
For a child she'd not kill,
She's forever estranged from her kin. (Rabain)
There once was an elf black of skin,
Who lived in decadent sin,
Now Lolth causes pain
For a child went unslain,
And, the drow has been cast from her kin. (MG?s variation)
There once was an elf black of skin,
Who lived in such decadent sin,
That now Lolth causes pain
For a child went unslain,
And the drow has been cast from her kin. (Rabain?s variation)
There once was an elf black of skin,
Who lived in such decadent sin,
That now Lolth causes pain
For a child went unslain,
And now she's been cast from her kin (Archmage?s variation)
Yoshimo:
There once was a man who knew best
To hunt men and earn gold on his quest
But they say that a mage
Locked him up in a cage
Can he flee and think it a fine jest? (Ash)
There once was a man who knew best
To hunt men and gold on his quest
But they say that a mage
Locked him up in a cage
Can he flee and think it a jest? (Kulyok?s variation)
Edited by Ashara, 31 October 2005 - 01:50 PM.