Unusual Question
#1
Posted 31 May 2007 - 10:52 AM
"The righteous need not cower before the drumbeat of human progress. Though the song of yesterday fades into the challenge of tomorrow, God still watches and judges us. Evil lurks in the datalinks as it lurked in the streets of yesterday, but it was never the streets that were evil." - Sister Miriam Godwinson, Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri
#2
Posted 31 May 2007 - 12:10 PM
...well, it's not a standard race, but that doesn't mean much. Dwarves can apparently crossbreed with humans, and you pretty much get "a tall dwarf" out of it, but I don't think I have ever seen any official info on elf/halfling.
I'd say go for it - if nothing else, post-ToB (I'm guessing that's the time we're talking about here), you're powerful enough to bend or break most rules.
(There might be more info in the complete guide to unlawful carnal knowledge, but I don't think that's official material... )
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#3
Posted 31 May 2007 - 12:27 PM
"The righteous need not cower before the drumbeat of human progress. Though the song of yesterday fades into the challenge of tomorrow, God still watches and judges us. Evil lurks in the datalinks as it lurked in the streets of yesterday, but it was never the streets that were evil." - Sister Miriam Godwinson, Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri
#4
Posted 31 May 2007 - 12:45 PM
"She was a fire, and I had no doubt that she had already done her share of burning." - Lord Firael Algathrin
"Most assume that all the followers of Lathander are great morning people. They're very wrong." - Tanek of Cloakwood
we are all adults playing a fantasy together, - cmorgan
#5
Posted 31 May 2007 - 12:51 PM
"The righteous need not cower before the drumbeat of human progress. Though the song of yesterday fades into the challenge of tomorrow, God still watches and judges us. Evil lurks in the datalinks as it lurked in the streets of yesterday, but it was never the streets that were evil." - Sister Miriam Godwinson, Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri
#6
Posted 31 May 2007 - 12:55 PM
Logically though, between the two, wouldn't the uhm, size/height/weight differential present, ahhh, problems?
MiM - Having trouble picturing it.
They say the world is going to Hell.
They are wrong.
The world IS Hell! Always has been, always will be; except perhaps for the five percent or so of the population who can afford differently.
And, if one must reside in Hell, it is far better to do it as a minion of the Devil than as a member of the damned.
* * * * * *
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But being alone and unloved is worse.
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#7
Posted 31 May 2007 - 01:08 PM
"The righteous need not cower before the drumbeat of human progress. Though the song of yesterday fades into the challenge of tomorrow, God still watches and judges us. Evil lurks in the datalinks as it lurked in the streets of yesterday, but it was never the streets that were evil." - Sister Miriam Godwinson, Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri
#8
Posted 31 May 2007 - 01:38 PM
>_< ...I think it should certainly be possible to stretch the rules so to speak.
Weight is not an issue if the halfling goes on top. Besides, elves are just skin and bone anyway. Now, a half-orc, that might be problematic.Logically though, between the two, wouldn't the uhm, size/height/weight differential present, ahhh, problems?
MiM - Having trouble picturing it.
But seriously, the worst part is how uncomfortable it would be for a halfling to carry a child that's part "bigger" race. On the other hand, elves (being 3/8ths Mary Sue) have a special "smooth pregnancy" gene. (It's true, I swear!) And if there's a problem... well, that's what clerics are for, right?
If all else fails, they could always get a friendly wizard to polymorph him into a halfling for a few hours.
FR elves are special, though, if you believe the "complete book of elves":Not really, MiM. Elves are a bit smaller than humans, and it presents no problems, so why would size present a problem for a halfling and an elf (and Avariel are a bit smaller than other elves, to boot)? In terms of size, a halfling is to an elf as an elf is to a human.
(Although an Avariel would probably be smaller under 2E rules as well.)
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#9
Posted 31 May 2007 - 01:46 PM
Sounds better that Helf anyway.
G.E.L.F anyone?
#10
Posted 31 May 2007 - 01:51 PM
"The righteous need not cower before the drumbeat of human progress. Though the song of yesterday fades into the challenge of tomorrow, God still watches and judges us. Evil lurks in the datalinks as it lurked in the streets of yesterday, but it was never the streets that were evil." - Sister Miriam Godwinson, Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri
#11
Posted 31 May 2007 - 01:53 PM
"Tyranny is a quiet thing at first, a prim and proper lady pursing her lips and shaking her head disapprovingly, asking, well what were you doing (wearing that dress, walking home at that hour, expressing those inappropriate thoughts) anyway? It's subtle and insidious, disguised as reasonable precautions which become more and more oppressive over time, until our lives are defined by the things we must avoid. She's easy enough to agree with, after all, she's only trying to help -- and yet she's one of the most dangerous influences we face, because if she prevails, it puts the raping, robbing, axe-wielding madmen of the world in complete control. Eventually they'll barely need to wield a thing, all they'll have to do is leer menacingly and we fall all over ourselves trying to placate them." -godlizard
#12
Posted 31 May 2007 - 01:57 PM
"The righteous need not cower before the drumbeat of human progress. Though the song of yesterday fades into the challenge of tomorrow, God still watches and judges us. Evil lurks in the datalinks as it lurked in the streets of yesterday, but it was never the streets that were evil." - Sister Miriam Godwinson, Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri
#13
Posted 31 May 2007 - 06:35 PM
But there is this special webhosting program which has preserved it. Happy ClickMyth-Drannor.net had an entry on elf-halfling hybrids, though it's down now and I don't remember the details. But yes, it is possible. I doubt the wings would be inherited though; I think they're a magical trait and FR heredity has only the most cursory resemblance to real-world genetics (for instance, many of the bloodline feats I've seen posit Lamarckian inheritance of characters O.o)
Elflings are unofficial. <--(link)
Edited by Kellen, 31 May 2007 - 06:35 PM.
"She was a fire, and I had no doubt that she had already done her share of burning." - Lord Firael Algathrin
"Most assume that all the followers of Lathander are great morning people. They're very wrong." - Tanek of Cloakwood
we are all adults playing a fantasy together, - cmorgan
#14
Posted 31 May 2007 - 06:45 PM
"The righteous need not cower before the drumbeat of human progress. Though the song of yesterday fades into the challenge of tomorrow, God still watches and judges us. Evil lurks in the datalinks as it lurked in the streets of yesterday, but it was never the streets that were evil." - Sister Miriam Godwinson, Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri
#15
Posted 31 May 2007 - 06:48 PM
But seriously, my thing is, I just Cannot imagine Mazzy Fenton doing something as Un-palidinish as to.... (AHEM! - Though I did have a dream once of her an Anomen getting together.)
On the subject of wings, (and this I really *Don't know) wouldn't Any types of wings present problems for a non Averiel in childbirth? Or, do they come from eggs?
You really want to...research the, uhm, problem, go to G3 and DL "Triangle Mod" for pointers...
Minotaur - Suddenly having WAY impure thoughts about halflings. (EGAD!)
They say the world is going to Hell.
They are wrong.
The world IS Hell! Always has been, always will be; except perhaps for the five percent or so of the population who can afford differently.
And, if one must reside in Hell, it is far better to do it as a minion of the Devil than as a member of the damned.
* * * * * *
LOVE SUCKS: It makes fools and slaves of us all.
But being alone and unloved is worse.
- Nancy A. Collins "Thin Walls" * * * * * *
#16
Posted 31 May 2007 - 07:20 PM
And I don't see why Darian and Mazzy wouldn't be able to have kids. Darian worships the elven goddess of fertility, doesn't he? By the end of ToB, he can probably solve any pregnancy issue with the right prayer.
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#17
Posted 31 May 2007 - 07:28 PM
Uh, why should I have to suffer to share the only conversationalist in the party with a minotaur buffoon, who tries to call himself a wizard.
Actually I really like thinking of them having children. I don't care if they're blood children or adopted, humans, halflings, gnomes, avariel, dwarves, and the occaisional others too.
"She was a fire, and I had no doubt that she had already done her share of burning." - Lord Firael Algathrin
"Most assume that all the followers of Lathander are great morning people. They're very wrong." - Tanek of Cloakwood
we are all adults playing a fantasy together, - cmorgan
#18
Posted 31 May 2007 - 07:38 PM
I also second the idea of Mazzy and Darian having kids. It seems like a wonderful end to their tale, and I think they'd be great parents.
"Power corrupts. And absolute power is actually pretty neat." -Tom Clancy
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#19
Posted 31 May 2007 - 07:48 PM
On the subject of wings, (and this I really *Don't know) wouldn't Any types of wings present problems for a non Averiel in childbirth? Or, do they come from eggs?
Avariel aren't born with wings. They grow and develop with the child, reaching full size and strength with adolesence.
And thanks for the encouragement of the idea, all. I really do like happy endings, and want Mazzy and Darian to have one (to compensate for a couple of Darian's *other* endings...)
"The righteous need not cower before the drumbeat of human progress. Though the song of yesterday fades into the challenge of tomorrow, God still watches and judges us. Evil lurks in the datalinks as it lurked in the streets of yesterday, but it was never the streets that were evil." - Sister Miriam Godwinson, Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri
#20
Posted 01 June 2007 - 12:42 PM
MiM, please tell me Drellos isn't having naughty thoughts about Kalinsa...
Wow. Up until now I have always thought that conveying Emotion through mere text was difficult.
In this case, Solstice, you have proven me wrong. RARELY have I ever "heard" anyone sound More Offeneded in my life. (Well, perhaps my RL wife after I mentioned wedding plans... ...)
No, my intnetions are honorable. I consider the Kalinsa to be a dear friend though.
Minotaur. *(Drellos, Special FEAT: Ability to repulse females of Any race, apparently. )
They say the world is going to Hell.
They are wrong.
The world IS Hell! Always has been, always will be; except perhaps for the five percent or so of the population who can afford differently.
And, if one must reside in Hell, it is far better to do it as a minion of the Devil than as a member of the damned.
* * * * * *
LOVE SUCKS: It makes fools and slaves of us all.
But being alone and unloved is worse.
- Nancy A. Collins "Thin Walls" * * * * * *