Personally, I have Edwin cast Flesh to Stone on him, then pretend that we bring him back to the Pocket Plane and start our own abyssal art collection.
50 ways to kill your Saemon
Started by Manascyth, Apr 10 2008 09:06 AM
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Posted 10 April 2008 - 09:06 AM
What's your favorite method of getting rid of Saemon Havarian?
Personally, I have Edwin cast Flesh to Stone on him, then pretend that we bring him back to the Pocket Plane and start our own abyssal art collection.
Personally, I have Edwin cast Flesh to Stone on him, then pretend that we bring him back to the Pocket Plane and start our own abyssal art collection.
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Posted 10 April 2008 - 09:54 AM
Axe of the Unyeilding. Instant kill.
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Posted 10 April 2008 - 12:29 PM
Er, "Goodbye, Saemon?"
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Posted 10 April 2008 - 04:15 PM
Ctrl+Y. Quick and easy.
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Otherwise, the Silver Sword you get from the Gith.
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Posted 10 April 2008 - 04:20 PM
I Maze him. So much fun.
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Posted 10 April 2008 - 04:22 PM
Well, I suppose there's dehydration, stomach acid, microwaving, simply expelling into a kl...
Oh, *Saemon*. Right.
Hmm. A few of the spells acquirable in the course of my mod would be ideal, but from what's presently available...Imprison seems nice and appropriate.
Oh, *Saemon*. Right.
Hmm. A few of the spells acquirable in the course of my mod would be ideal, but from what's presently available...Imprison seems nice and appropriate.
"Tyranny is a quiet thing at first, a prim and proper lady pursing her lips and shaking her head disapprovingly, asking, well what were you doing (wearing that dress, walking home at that hour, expressing those inappropriate thoughts) anyway? It's subtle and insidious, disguised as reasonable precautions which become more and more oppressive over time, until our lives are defined by the things we must avoid. She's easy enough to agree with, after all, she's only trying to help -- and yet she's one of the most dangerous influences we face, because if she prevails, it puts the raping, robbing, axe-wielding madmen of the world in complete control. Eventually they'll barely need to wield a thing, all they'll have to do is leer menacingly and we fall all over ourselves trying to placate them." -godlizard
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Posted 10 April 2008 - 07:36 PM
My vote goes for Abyssal Fury, for those who remember the spells of Planescape: Torment.
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Posted 10 April 2008 - 08:29 PM
I think Saemon is great! He reminds me of every politician in the world. They keep us alert and make us watch our backs; so does he.
Besides, he leaves politics and joins Amnesty International at the end of the game when he gives us the way into the monastery after fooling the monks into believing that he's doped us again. I'll have to look again and see if there's a playable Saemon mod. He should be brilliant at back-stabbing.
Of course my guys don't use him to get into the monastery. Killing dozens of monks is a great way to get enough XP for that last levelling-up. It's much better than wishing for golems.
** And listen, you two kids, haven't you read the commandment to love thy sibling as thy best friend wih the Wii?
Besides, he leaves politics and joins Amnesty International at the end of the game when he gives us the way into the monastery after fooling the monks into believing that he's doped us again. I'll have to look again and see if there's a playable Saemon mod. He should be brilliant at back-stabbing.
Of course my guys don't use him to get into the monastery. Killing dozens of monks is a great way to get enough XP for that last levelling-up. It's much better than wishing for golems.
** And listen, you two kids, haven't you read the commandment to love thy sibling as thy best friend wih the Wii?
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Posted 10 April 2008 - 10:32 PM
** And listen, you two kids, haven't you read the commandment to love thy sibling
lol...
Well, she IS living in the South now...
*pond0rs*As for Saemon: hmm, maybe Deathwhale. I can't make the game engine do that one, though.
Actually, it really seems like the best way to kill him would be to have a buffed-up fighter/thief *Backstab* him... ^.^
Edited by Azkyroth, 10 April 2008 - 10:32 PM.
"Tyranny is a quiet thing at first, a prim and proper lady pursing her lips and shaking her head disapprovingly, asking, well what were you doing (wearing that dress, walking home at that hour, expressing those inappropriate thoughts) anyway? It's subtle and insidious, disguised as reasonable precautions which become more and more oppressive over time, until our lives are defined by the things we must avoid. She's easy enough to agree with, after all, she's only trying to help -- and yet she's one of the most dangerous influences we face, because if she prevails, it puts the raping, robbing, axe-wielding madmen of the world in complete control. Eventually they'll barely need to wield a thing, all they'll have to do is leer menacingly and we fall all over ourselves trying to placate them." -godlizard
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Posted 11 April 2008 - 02:52 AM
Actually, I have a new favourite that just happened to me with my Wild Mage;
I dropped a cow on him.
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I dropped a cow on him.
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Posted 11 April 2008 - 01:41 PM
....QUARTERSTAFF TO THE FACE!
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DANNY TREJO, DUKE OF THE WESTERN LOWLANDS
Posted 11 April 2008 - 02:46 PM
** And listen, you two kids, haven't you read the commandment to love thy sibling
lol...
Well, she IS living in the South now...
ALEX WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT BANJO. NO, I WILL NOT "SQUEAL LIKE A PIGGY".
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Posted 11 April 2008 - 03:23 PM
Um...I don't. I *like* Saemon, and even though he makes even my absolutely cheery character optimistic, and most of all, patient to a fault character fume, I can never bring myself to kill him.
Oh gods, that one never gets old.
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Actually, I have a new favourite that just happened to me with my Wild Mage;
I dropped a cow on him.
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Posted 11 April 2008 - 10:50 PM
ALEX WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT BANJO. NO, I WILL NOT "SQUEAL LIKE A PIGGY".
Is that a challenge?
Heh. Well, if he annoyed me enough I might let a certain Loviatan Blackguard play with him... O.o
"Tyranny is a quiet thing at first, a prim and proper lady pursing her lips and shaking her head disapprovingly, asking, well what were you doing (wearing that dress, walking home at that hour, expressing those inappropriate thoughts) anyway? It's subtle and insidious, disguised as reasonable precautions which become more and more oppressive over time, until our lives are defined by the things we must avoid. She's easy enough to agree with, after all, she's only trying to help -- and yet she's one of the most dangerous influences we face, because if she prevails, it puts the raping, robbing, axe-wielding madmen of the world in complete control. Eventually they'll barely need to wield a thing, all they'll have to do is leer menacingly and we fall all over ourselves trying to placate them." -godlizard
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Posted 11 April 2008 - 11:39 PM
....QUARTERSTAFF TO THE FACE!
Simple in its execution but oh so effective. In other words, brilliant idea Sammi!!
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Posted 12 April 2008 - 05:32 PM
dropping him over board into a hoard of Shrieking Eel (a cookie for who ever gets my movie reference), just plain fireball him, or if you are evil...Slayer.
Edited by Menelanna, 12 April 2008 - 05:32 PM.
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Unknown to death.
Nor known to life.
Have withstood pain to create many weapons.
Yet, those hands will never hold anything.
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Posted 12 April 2008 - 05:41 PM
dropping him over board into a hoard of Shrieking Eel (a cookie for who ever gets my movie reference), just plain fireball him, or if you are evil...Slayer.
MUAHAHA. We don't even need the Shrieking Eels. Just make him listen to Vizzini for a few hours. He'll kill himself XD
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Posted 12 April 2008 - 05:54 PM
dropping him over board into a hoard of Shrieking Eel (a cookie for who ever gets my movie reference), just plain fireball him, or if you are evil...Slayer.
Or teleport his pants and boots into the ocean and the rest of him into a fire swamp.
"Tyranny is a quiet thing at first, a prim and proper lady pursing her lips and shaking her head disapprovingly, asking, well what were you doing (wearing that dress, walking home at that hour, expressing those inappropriate thoughts) anyway? It's subtle and insidious, disguised as reasonable precautions which become more and more oppressive over time, until our lives are defined by the things we must avoid. She's easy enough to agree with, after all, she's only trying to help -- and yet she's one of the most dangerous influences we face, because if she prevails, it puts the raping, robbing, axe-wielding madmen of the world in complete control. Eventually they'll barely need to wield a thing, all they'll have to do is leer menacingly and we fall all over ourselves trying to placate them." -godlizard
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Posted 13 April 2008 - 12:31 AM
Knowing my Bhaalspawn, she'd poke him to death. With a butterknife. She'd bring him to the Pocket Plane, tie him to a chair and poke him. For an eternity. Until he dies.
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Posted 13 April 2008 - 12:37 AM
Rip his spine out, bend it into a passable arrow, and use Strong Arm to put it through his forehead from 5 paces.
You could do that with some scripting and a new item...
You could do that with some scripting and a new item...
"Tyranny is a quiet thing at first, a prim and proper lady pursing her lips and shaking her head disapprovingly, asking, well what were you doing (wearing that dress, walking home at that hour, expressing those inappropriate thoughts) anyway? It's subtle and insidious, disguised as reasonable precautions which become more and more oppressive over time, until our lives are defined by the things we must avoid. She's easy enough to agree with, after all, she's only trying to help -- and yet she's one of the most dangerous influences we face, because if she prevails, it puts the raping, robbing, axe-wielding madmen of the world in complete control. Eventually they'll barely need to wield a thing, all they'll have to do is leer menacingly and we fall all over ourselves trying to placate them." -godlizard
