Rip his spine out, bend it into a passable arrow, and use Strong Arm to put it through his forehead from 5 paces.
You could do that with some scripting and a new item...
That sounds... painful. Go for it!
50 ways to kill your Saemon
Started by Manascyth, Apr 10 2008 09:06 AM
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Posted 13 April 2008 - 12:40 AM
That sounds... painful. Go for it!
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Posted 13 April 2008 - 12:49 AM
Lock him in a room with a much more hyper version of Xzar. He might not end up dead but... his mental state would be no less intact than a shattered mirror (THERE'S NO BOOZE OR LADIES FOR THE PIRATE) D:
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Posted 13 April 2008 - 04:05 AM
My Bhaalspawn would polymorph him to look like her and then handed him over to Sarevok to work out his "hate-inducted" frustrations on him -- therefore keeping the work environment in the party on the pleasant level.
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Posted 13 April 2008 - 05:33 PM
Death...by A THOUSAND PAPERCUTS.
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Posted 14 April 2008 - 05:46 AM
Actually, Doxia, polymorph is a very good idea! One of my pcs could polymorph him into a lizard, and then keep as a pet until she would have the time/fancy to... take care of him in a more sophisticated and 'gentle' way.
Or I could just sell him to Baatezu. Why bother myself?
Or I could just sell him to Baatezu. Why bother myself?
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Posted 01 May 2008 - 06:32 PM
Lemme see.... anything vorpal; Time Stop + badness; Black Blade of Disaster with my longsword grand mastery fighter/mage; Summon Cow; Comet; Imprisonment, then cast lots of "glyph"-like spells (glyph of warding, skull trap, etc) around where he was standing, then cast Freedom; you get the picture...
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Posted 02 May 2008 - 03:49 AM
I wonder if there's a way to change that genie being tortured in Ust'Natha into Saemon. Hmm.
