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[Scipio]

I can give you some spoilers for the Bhaal?s Porn mod that Seb may or may not or absolutely most definitely are you goddamn stupid may not be planning.

* To heighten the enjoyment use the new Mage Contortionist kit.
* In Irenicus?s Dungeon ask the nymph in leather to show you her fur-lined handcuffs.
* Ignore the nymph who talks about acorns. Speak to the one who is interested in nuts.
* The first spell your mage should learn will depend on your PC?s gender:
- For a male PC, Selective Stone Form which can target specific parts of the anatomy.
- For a female PC, Power Word: Headache if you?re not in the mood right now.
* If you can?t find the special items in the circus tent, use the console to get Aerie the stiletto heels.
* Jaheira can now shape-shift into a real fox. (No snide remarks about doggy style, please.)
* If you are very weird you can give Minsc another bang on the head.
* When you first meet Nalia in the Copper Coronet she will ask you to accompany her to the Mithrest Inn for some R&R. This is not all she is offering.
* The most important item of equipment for a male druid is a good, strong staff.
* Steer clear of any female NPC who asks if you know Cure Disease.
* If you want an evil party, recruit Valgyar, the Stalker.
* Jan can now do things with turnips that you wouldn?t believe.
* Korgan is now? er, he?s exactly the same, actually.
* The standard joining dialogue is now, ?Does your party want to party??
* You get big bonus XP if you can persuade Mazzy to set up the vidcam.
* Haer?dalis, an extra-planar being with unusual characteristics, can now dual-wield more than swords.
* Extra HP if you use a Ring of Invisibility to sneak into bathrooms where you can hear running water.
* Before you can kill Irenicus you must allow Imoen to work off her Stockholm Syndrome with him.
* DO NOT use Improved Alacrity! Try to make it last longer.
* Females NPCs can wear see-through breastplates.
* Edwin has shortened his name by deed poll. He is now Edwin Ramrod.
* The new armour for male NPCs is muscle shirts.
* Cernd no longer needs to find his child, he wants to make new ones.
* You can install your own PC sound set including music by Barry White.
* The difficulty setting for most NPC encounters automatically goes to Easy.
* You need at least 90 in Lock-picking to open chastity belts.
* There is a new type of slime, the K-Y Jelly.
* When your party needs to rest, don?t go to an inn, look for the Athkatla Motel.
* Keldorn and Anomen are no longer in the game. They would be the biggest spoilers.

[Tempest]

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Download link?

[Klorox]

LMFAO!

[berelinde]

What? You mean your game doesn't have these features already?

[Zyraen]

You may want to check out the Romantic Encounters Mod.
It even includes new Improved Bodhi Encounters think a coffin would cramp your style?

http://www.gibberlin...nticencounters/

[Solar's Harper]

Viewer discretion advised for below comments may either freak audience members out, or otherwise make no sense. It is completely intended that sharks do not have legs otherwise they'd be on the Drew Carey Show.

* In Irenicus?s Dungeon ask the nymph in leather to show you her fur-lined handcuffs.
* Ignore the nymph who talks about acorns. Speak to the one who is interested in nuts.

Aye, aye!

* Jaheira can now shape-shift into a real fox. (No snide remarks about doggy style, please.)

So uh, about that doggy business with the tail...

* Extra HP if you use a Ring of Invisibility to sneak into bathrooms where you can hear running water.

No comment... yet.

* Before you can kill Irenicus you must allow Imoen to work off her Stockholm Syndrome with him.

Aww, why can't I push the pretty red button and make the mallet fall?

* DO NOT use Improved Alacrity! Try to make it last longer.

On sale now from Spellhold Sundries: Improved Slow - guaranteed to not explode into a helload of fiends if you're a wild mage. Please note, there are no refunds.

* Females NPCs can wear see-through breastplates.

Huh? Sorry a lil distracted here...

* You need at least 90 in Lock-picking to open chastity belts.

Every thief I've created seems to come with that and an all-purpose sock. :3

* When your party needs to rest, don't go to an inn, look for the Athkatla Motel.

Erm, do they charge for rent, room service and noise dampners?

Edited by Solar's Harper, 25 April 2008 - 05:55 PM.

[Azkyroth]

*The temple district now contains temples of Sune, Sharess, and Loviatar. The specialty priest kits have been altered to match.
*The Order of Radiant Parts is a famous bathouse. Jokes about "riding atop the pole of righteousness" were told to death about twenty years ago.
*Unlicensed use of magic is punished in a terrifying fashion within the hidden stronghold of the Gimp-masked Wizards.

Edited by Azkyroth, 25 April 2008 - 09:02 PM.

[Scipio]

SCIPIO'S ALL-IN-ONE MULTI-RESPONSE
See, I can multitask!
I have to do something to ease my anxiety while I wait for the rugby to come on. Our Sharks are playing the Waratahs in Australia in a crucial match. Whoever wins is well on the way to a home semi-final.

Download link?

Go here for sensual perpetual motion.

LMFAO!

Hey! Yes, you! We don't see your photo at this entertaining thread. SHS has 10,000 members. I would guess about 5,000 are fine-looking young hunks. Of these, about 5,000 are ready to go "GWRRROWRR."

What? You mean your game doesn't have these features already?

plus imaginary icon for "It's OK, Lynn, these people are making me fall off my chair again."
I know your photo is at the very same thread because I have already ogled you for at least several seconds before my vision blurred again. It's fun being ancient.

You may want to check out the Romantic Encounters Mod.

Never! I'm a prude.

Viewer discretion advised for below comments may either freak audience members out, or otherwise make no sense.

Mental health advisory: The above statement applies to EVERYTHING poster by Solar's Harper. He's Australian.

*The temple district now contains temples of Sune, Sharess, and Loviatar. The specialty priest kits have been altered to match.
*The Order of Radiant Parts is a famous bathouse. Jokes about "riding atop the pole of righteousness" were told to death about twenty years ago.
*Unlicensed use of magic is punished in a terrifying fashion within the hidden stronghold of the Gimp-masked Wizards.

The comment about S.H. and Australia applies here too, but with the addition of a big black hat that no doubt covers a multitude of sins.

Do something constructive or cometh the Big Thunderbolt.

What? Who? Is that really You, G *holy smoke*

[Eleima]

Unfortunately, I have nothing constructive to say, well... write, so I guess I'm in for the "Big Thunderbolt", but...
ROFL!!!

Except I have to say, aside from "the male NPCs' muscle shirts" and the banning of Improved Alacrity, I don't see much content for us poor females... (Power Word: Headache is for sissies! LoL ) More! We want more!

Edit: Fixed a broken smiley.

Edited by Eleima, 26 April 2008 - 05:38 AM.

[Deathsangel]

Extra HP if you use a Ring of Invisibility to sneak into bathrooms where you can hear running water.

HP? not XP?

(Power Word: Headache is for sissies! LoL ) More! We want more! ^^

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(...didn't dare to put the drool smilie there ... and fitted the row less well, but that is a side reason... Should I start running for your significant other gets air of this? )

Edited by Deathsangel, 26 April 2008 - 01:59 AM.

[Nuuskamuikkunen]

*Alternative path in Ust'Natha - bone the Matron Mother and leave with the eggs before she wakes up?

Edited by Nuuskamuikkunen, 26 April 2008 - 03:17 AM.

[Solar's Harper]

*Alternative path in Ust'Natha - bone the Matron Mother and leave with the eggs before she wakes up?

Considering that particular drow's attitude in-game, I gots to wonder what kind of consequences would be in store. Let alone what the PC would have to do.

[Eleima]

(Power Word: Headache is for sissies! LoL ) More! We want more! ^^

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(...didn't dare to put the drool smilie there ... and fitted the row less well, but that is a side reason... Should I start running for your significant other gets air of this? )

Hehe, he's not much of BG/IWD/PS:T/Oblivion fan, so I don't think I'll ever see him around here. So you're safe for now!

*Alternative path in Ust'Natha - bone the Matron Mother and leave with the eggs before she wakes up?

Considering that particular drow's attitude in-game, I gots to wonder what kind of consequences would be in store. Let alone what the PC would have to do.

ROFL! Now *that* would lead to major disaster, in which the pillaging of Suldanesselar would pale in comparison.
I'm thinking fire raining from the heavens and huge spiders running around killing everyone...
And remember guys!! Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned! Especially when she's a Matron Mother!

Edited by Eleima, 26 April 2008 - 05:48 AM.

[Scipio]

I have to say, aside from "the male NPCs' muscle shirts" and the banning of Improved Alacrity, I don't see much content for us poor females... (Power Word: Headache is for sissies! LoL ) More! We want more!

Hmm, I'll have to work on this when the next rugby match is over our visitors go home this evening. They understand that I have to pop into my office periodically to look at SHS Forums for an email and attachment from the client in the UAE.

As an interim measure, block your nose and say: "Power Word: Stun."

[Solar's Harper]

And remember guys!! Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned! Especially when she's a Matron Mother!

Especially if she has a nine-tails whip...