@ Lykainon: damn, you really made my day!!
Likewise. One has to wonder why dragons doesn't do that more often...
Challenge #47: Elminster VS ???
Started by Orthodoxia, Dec 15 2008 12:20 AM
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Posted 16 December 2008 - 08:18 AM
Likewise. One has to wonder why dragons doesn't do that more often...
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Posted 16 December 2008 - 10:09 AM
Mwahaha - Epantiras, that was simply EVIIIL! 
Heck no, b - I used the word the way I use things like "twitter", and "iPod" - my first inclination is to ask "what birdcall are you studying?" and I think of "I pod, You (singular) pod, He pods, She pods, They pod, You (plural) pod, We pod..."
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Posted 16 December 2008 - 10:10 AM
Muahahaha! Die, Elminster!
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Posted 16 December 2008 - 11:16 AM
Mwah.
BWAH.
Ohohoho. Yeah, I like the escaping hat/pipe. And Firkraag (even if it makes me want to go STONESKIN, NOOB!!1!).
...I actually have paintstuff on this subject, but it's ancient and sucks. As in, worse than usual. Beware.
You don't mess with the original.
BWAH.
Ohohoho. Yeah, I like the escaping hat/pipe. And Firkraag (even if it makes me want to go STONESKIN, NOOB!!1!).
...I actually have paintstuff on this subject, but it's ancient and sucks. As in, worse than usual. Beware.
You don't mess with the original.
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Posted 16 December 2008 - 12:18 PM
LOL!
I am glad everyone like the escaping equipment. ^^
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I am glad everyone like the escaping equipment. ^^
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Posted 16 December 2008 - 02:34 PM
I laughed out loud... literally.Now, my entry
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Posted 16 December 2008 - 05:10 PM
Awesome stuff so far. Okay, I will show off my crappy Paint skillz whilst I try to find the inspiration to actually do a real piece of artwork.
Enjoy!
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Posted 16 December 2008 - 05:16 PM
argh dont post something llike this when theres middle of the night in where i am - i woke up like the whole house with my lungh XDD
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Posted 17 December 2008 - 04:14 AM
...I lol'd.elminster.png
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Posted 17 December 2008 - 04:29 AM
Somehow it doesn't seem like Elminster gets a whole lot of respect. He's gone up against an abstract concept, a incredibly annoying moron and a box of tic-tacs... and lost to all of them. 
Granted, he's also been up against a dragon and a wizard/demi-god like himself but ended up getting his ass kicked (or squished) by them as well.
Granted, he's also been up against a dragon and a wizard/demi-god like himself but ended up getting his ass kicked (or squished) by them as well.
Edited by Lykainon, 17 December 2008 - 04:30 AM.
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- Death, Hogfather (Terry Pratchett)
Arr! There be a pirate in the making!
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Arr! There be a pirate in the making!
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Posted 17 December 2008 - 06:50 AM
*censored for excessive violence* - burp lol
Edited by Epantiras, 17 December 2008 - 06:50 AM.
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Posted 17 December 2008 - 07:57 AM
Technically, no one knows if Noober won. We only saw the beginning. Still, most of these entries have me laughing myself half to death, even if I don't dislike Elminster all that much.
Edited by Kellen, 17 December 2008 - 07:58 AM.
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Posted 17 December 2008 - 08:15 AM
Technically, no one knows if Noober won. We only saw the beginning.
Fair enough.
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Posted 17 December 2008 - 01:11 PM
Awesome entries everybody! I like Lykainion's noober and Epantiras' Firkraag. Vilk's Gandalf simply rulez, and Sammi's Tic Tac's are just priceless 
(he should not have picked mint...)
I like Lykainion's noober and Epantiras' Firkraag. Vilk's Gandalf simply rulez, and Sammi's Tic Tac's are just priceless (he should not have picked mint...)
Edited by Lythari, 17 December 2008 - 01:12 PM.
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Posted 18 December 2008 - 12:03 PM
Noober isn't the only talkative one. 
Edited by Konalan, 18 December 2008 - 12:03 PM.
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Posted 18 December 2008 - 12:16 PM
hahahah FTW Jan Jansen! he would K.O.-overtalk even the Ao himself
FTW Jan Jansen! he would K.O.-overtalk even the Ao himself
Edited by Irbis, 18 December 2008 - 12:17 PM.
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Posted 18 December 2008 - 12:27 PM
hahahah
If it wouldn't be so horribly off topic, I'd be tempted to depict a grudge match between Jan and Noober. No question too stupid and no relative too obscure!
"Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meet the rising ape."
- Death, Hogfather (Terry Pratchett)
Arr! There be a pirate in the making!
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Arr! There be a pirate in the making!
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Posted 18 December 2008 - 02:00 PM
After some PM:ed encouragment I've brought Jan into the mix. I should probably stop now before this mutates further into a graphic novel.
Let this be a lesson for the rest of you. Never encourage me to do stuff. Especially not silly stuff.
Let this be a lesson for the rest of you. Never encourage me to do stuff. Especially not silly stuff.
"Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meet the rising ape."
- Death, Hogfather (Terry Pratchett)
Arr! There be a pirate in the making!
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Arr! There be a pirate in the making!
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Posted 18 December 2008 - 02:22 PM
buahahahah
(you know what Dungeon Masters say: "Its good to be bad" ;3 )
(you know what Dungeon Masters say: "Its good to be bad" ;3 )
