Stand up to the mike, that is. This little Saturn is the vintage queen of our sound studio, just hold it like a steering wheel... No, you're struggling with it. Don't struggle with it! You'll burn the lamps!!
All done? Now speak from the belly a few commanding one-liners for my ally-control ability. It makes a friendly creature come over, and I need both a male and a female voice to say powerful things like
Come over here!
Hey, come here!
Do you think you are up to the challenge?