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[Pex657]

I am planning to release The Sword of Noober very soon. I just wanted to get more saying that the sword can say. I need the annoying!!!

here is what I have so far, from various people.

"Fear my easily- um... cutting-ness."

"Sniffle. Can somebody scratch my nose?"

"You're so stupid, that you're... stupid."

"I'll cut through it like butter, or maybe margarin. Which one is harder?"

"I wanna be a Bhaalspawn!"

"Doo dee doo, dum de doh!"

"Yar, I'm a pirate! Avast! Howdy, howdy, howdy!"

"Some day I'm going to be a real sword. I'm not lying, see? My blade isn't getting any longer."

"Shave and a haircut- how does the rest of that go?"

"99 bottles of bitter black ale on the wall, 99 bottles of bitter black ale, take 'em all down, pass 'em around, 99 bottles appear on the wall....everybody! 99 bottles of bitter black ale on the wall...."

"Effects? Bonuses? What do you want? I'm a talking sword."

"Toy boat, toy boat, toy boat, toi boit, toh boight, gah! I still can't get it."

"No one will escape my steely gaze. Heh, get it? Steel?"

"Y'know, I was actually made by the dwarves as a gift to the elves. I heard them talking about something that was supposed to be a practical joke, but I never saw what that was."

"Hee, try to say 'Got Amn' 5 times really fast."

"I wish there were monkeys around here. Monkeys are cool, and funny."

"Watch out, my sister was bitten by a moose once. Moose bites can be really nasty."
"I wanna be a cleric... Do swords have gods?"
In a Dungeon
-"Hey Monsters.. MONSTERS.. We are over here."
-"Too dark, I can't see anything."
-"Wait.. I don't have eyes!"
-"Wait.. I don't have a mouth!"
-"Wait.. what was I talking about?"


At Random Times
"Not my fault my shaft is bigger then yours"
"Now where did I put my holster?"
"Great.. Another Gibberling, please don't run away this time, I want to see some action before I rust to death"
OMG, the gods actually saw fit to make a sword as annoying as I am!

Can you show me how to sharpen me?

I don't give you anything for listening to me.
Wooow... some day, I want to be a REAL sword!

Hey, you aren't going to wack me on the hilt, are you? Promise?

You're adventurers? I wanna be an adventurer. Actually, I WAS an adventurer... and then I got turned into a sword.

Everyone else has wacked me on the hilt. Will you?

Wow! Is that a dragon?

My grandmother once told me that little swords should be wielded and not seen.

[Lady Margolotta]

I shall cleave my enamys asunder and tear into the breast of our foes!.... hehehe breast....

[Shed]

You do know how to code this, right ? Just checking...

[Jyzabyl]

Your hands are really sweaty!

[Andyr]

Bumped from over a year ago.


I've not seen Pex around in months, either.

[Zyraen]

I feel like doing this just for the hell of it.

[Lord-Jyssev]

how much wood could a umber haulk chuck if a umber haulk could chuck wood?

[Pex657]

Bumped from over a year ago. sad.gif


I've not seen Pex around in months, either.

I have been around, but with senior year and my computer crashing, i lost any thing related I had with Baldurs Gate, but with summer here, I am slowly getting back in to Baldurs Gating..

I thought people thought this was a really dumb idea... but hey, I might still finish it, just for fun.

Andyr if you need still hosting for your projects, I can still do that for ya!

[Andyr]

I've, uh, been at G3 for probably around a year now. But thanks, anyway.

[AnnabelleRose]

I'd play this mod. Probably install it and convince my rl lady to get the sword and not tell her what it was.

heh

[Pex657]

The Sword of Noober
A rock was thrown and Noober died from a head trama. His last words were "What about now?" Becuase those were his last words, the population of Naskel was relieved and threw a party. His brother, Neeber, on the other hand was very sad that he had no one to talk at the party with. Neeber took his life savings and payed a cleric to revive his brother. While the cleric was performing his miracles, Neeber would not stop talking. The cleric was distracted and sent Noober's soul accidentally in to a "bastard" sword. Needles to say, the cleric went mad and threw Neeber and his sword out and never talked to them again.

STATISTICS:

THACO: +4 bonus
Damage: 2D4 + 4
Special: 30% chance that any one near the sword will run away becuase the talking is so annoying.(not counting party members)
Damage type: slashing
Weight: 20
Speed Factor: 7
Proficiency Type: Bastard Sword
Type: 1-handed
Requires: 11 Strength
Not Usable By:
Druid
Cleric
Mage
Thief

still trying to figure out how to code the everything runnning away part....

Edited by Pex657, 14 June 2005 - 08:55 PM.

[Sir Kalthorine]

still trying to figure out how to code the everything runnning away part....

What about summoning an invisible creature who is neutral to the party and casts an Area of Effect short duration "Fear" spell around the wielder, and to which the party is immune (possibly by having the Sword apply an effect to all party members to make them immune to it)? The invisible creature would have to be neutral and not allied with the party, otherwise the people may interpret the spell as an "attack" by the party. AFter casting the spell, the creature would disappear until the next time it is "summoned".

[Grey Acumen]

*chuckles* Hey, neato, I recognize some of my suggestions... ^^ I had wondered what had happened to this silly thing...