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[VigaHrolf]

UU,

After watching my boys blow another game, there isn't anythign quite so soothing to my twisted soul as to read a few UU songs. (And to sing along.)

(My wife thinks I'm crazy)

(She's right.)

(Course, she knew that and married me, so hey, who's the crazy one!)

As per the usual, MORE. And oh..

Just in case you need some inspiration.

Jan in a Turnip Named Desire.

[Userunfriendly]

UU,

After watching my boys blow another game, there isn't anythign quite so soothing to my twisted soul as to read a few UU songs. (And to sing along.)

(My wife thinks I'm crazy)

(She's right.)

(Course, she knew that and married me, so hey, who's the crazy one!)

As per the usual, MORE. And oh..

Just in case you need some inspiration.

Jan in a Turnip Named Desire.

http://www.shsforums...ip named desire

its already been done by strangegirl and domi...

thank you!!! B) :turnip:

[Beyshaliban]

My, my... UU... I sit here on this dull Friday and you positively cheered me up!


I admit, the image of Sir Delryn stripped to the waist may have a part in that cheering up process

:turnip: :turnip: :turnip:

These turnips really are becoming quite popular, aren't they?

Keep 'em coming, UU! :turnip2:

[Userunfriendly]

My, my... UU... I sit here on this dull Friday and you positively cheered me up!


I admit, the image of Sir Delryn stripped to the waist may have a part in that cheering up process

:turnip: :turnip: :turnip:

These turnips really are becoming quite popular, aren't they?

Keep 'em coming, UU! :turnip2:

don't forget he's wearing leather pants 2 sizes too small for him..as nalia noticed...



well, i think that's most of my personal archives of my stories and songs...

urg...if i'm not too tired this weekend will try to get started on "trouble with jansens"...

thank you so much!!!

[Beyshaliban]

My, my... UU... I sit here on this dull Friday and you positively cheered me up!   


I admit, the image of Sir Delryn stripped to the waist may have a part in that cheering up process 

don't forget he's wearing leather pants 2 sizes too small for him..as nalia noticed...

I didn't forget

In fact... I thought someone should help him out there :turnip2:

well, i think that's most of my personal archives of my stories and songs...

urg...if i'm not too tired this weekend will try to get started on "trouble with jansens"...

thank you so much!!!    

A new series's of UU madness?

Wonderful!

[Userunfriendly]

A new series's of UU madness?

Wonderful!

nope, just an idea i had...remember star trek? trouble with tribbles?

[MorningGlory]

UU..... Didn't I see someone like Ano down in that little joint just west of Redmond? You know the one I'm talking about? :turnip2:

LOL The really frightening thing is that you provide such clarity of vision with you telling, we all are easily 'tuned in' and then 'hooked'. Hmmmm..... a new category of fanfic? Subliminal game perversion?

Gene 'Shallott' says Ten Turnips for this tasty tidbit!

:turnip: :turnip: :turnip: :turnip: :turnip: :turnip2: :turnip2: :turnip2: :turnip2: :turnip2:

MG

[Userunfriendly]

oh my...do you live near seattle???

any subtle perversion in my work is rather accidental, I am a big fan of the rapid fire shock school of comedy..throw as many jokes at the reader as possible, and saturate their defences..

yay!!! a ten turnip salute...

hmmm...why do i have this mental image of jan being in charge of a ship of the line in "captain horatio hornblower" novel, and when the ship prepared to recieve a visiting admiral, he loads up the salute guns with turnips instead of blank charges, and the admiral in his barge is bombarded by turnip juice???

[Userunfriendly]

urm...how did you guys like my latest ones???

[Deva]

UU, you have an un-healthy fascination with the Jansens.

[Deva]

And I take it you're also a fan of Buffy, right?

[Beyshaliban]

Hm...you could always shave or wax that furry loincloth. Just don't wear it at the same time.

On the other hand "Shaved loincloth" or "Waxed loincloth" just hasn't the same ring to it.

I didn't get sound with the fishhead video, but it was funny nonetheless. :turnip2:

[MorningGlory]

UU, by your own admission, duct tape works well at, well, keeping that loin cloth 'tidy' -- one way or the other.. LOL LOL

But the purpose of this note is to say... WE NEED MORE STUFF... Get to writing, young kitty with dragonwings and tenacles that marches to a different drummer.. That's an ORDER.. er.. please??

MG

[Userunfriendly]

UU, by your own admission, duct tape works well at, well, keeping that loin cloth 'tidy' -- one way or the other.. LOL LOL

But the purpose of this note is to say... WE NEED MORE STUFF... Get to writing, young kitty with dragonwings and tenacles that marches to a different drummer.. That's an ORDER.. er.. please??

MG

got some real life headaches to deal with, and i will start trying to write...

gnome-egeddon...

gotta use those griffins/bombadier beetles...

charname: ok, gang, the head of the council of six just hired us to save toril from a 40 mile long turnip, headed for us at a million miles per hour... :turnip:

[MorningGlory]

UU, hope everything is alright with you.. We don't like to hear when things aren't going turnippy-keen for you, you know.. :turnip2:

Actually, we're waiting for something with, er.. 'duct tape', UU.. Ask Viga. He is just DYING to see something kinky with duct tape.

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha.. (we need a devil smiley.. )

MG The Naughty

[Userunfriendly]

UU, hope everything is alright with you..      We don't like to hear when things aren't going turnippy-keen for you, you know..  :turnip2:

Actually, we're waiting for something with, er.. 'duct tape', UU..    Ask Viga.  He is just DYING to see something kinky with duct tape. 

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha..  (we need a devil smiley.. )

MG The Naughty

things worked out well with real life...just annoying...

i'm afraid we still need to look to viga for any duct taped halflings in the near future...

i mean the space ship my intrepid crew will travel on is strange enough...

charname: synchronized flatuence? how do you get ten thousand griffins to break wind at the same time?

aran: well, we cloned them...since cloning them, we feed them each at the same time, and because they're genetically identical, they all cut the cheese at the same time...

charname: and who's the poor guy who's holding the lighter?

aran: well, we use a fire elemental at the tail of the griffin engine assembly...when the griffins release their silent but deadly, the exhaust should light, and you should take off...

:turnip2: :turnip2: :turnip2:

you gotta know when to leave out some things...i mean duct tape space suits would be a bit much... :drunk:

Edited by Userunfriendly, 09 September 2004 - 10:34 PM.

[MorningGlory]

UU, such divine madness.. I could see Jan with uke in hands, strumming and singing in a gnomish falsetto......er, if there is such a thing.

A worthy addition to your collection, and thoroughly enjoyable as always.

MG

[Userunfriendly]

UU, such divine madness..      I could see Jan with uke in hands, strumming and singing in a gnomish falsetto......er, if there is such a thing. 

A worthy addition to your collection, and thoroughly enjoyable as always.   

MG

Thank you!!!

and i hope to finish soon my new story about mazzy being ducttaped...

yep, i found a plotline to make the idea work...(and it turned out to be a hard science fiction story..."hard" science fiction is when the writer has to be very careful and accurate in his/her science woven into the plot. its hard going..especially all the funny bits...)

(though it involves the "Ballad of the gnome beret"... )

put turnip wings on my son's chest,
these are gnomes, athkatla's best!
one hundred gnomes will test today,
only the longwinded will get to stay.

i can just imagine viga's howl...

Edited by Userunfriendly, 19 September 2004 - 12:26 PM.

[MorningGlory]

Well, UU, if he's not howling.. I certainly am!!!

ROFL ROFL ROFL


MG

ps: can't wait to read the duct tape epic..