OG WRITE
OG SAY wriTe First then og say check rune for goodness
Og also say write about things OG know
Og write lots big words like Bear
Og say one thing at time ugh
Og say not worry bout big plan and write from Og brain
Og Make sure its Good for Nod as nod is small no too scary as Og crush when Nod scared
Og say if you enjoy write and you enjoy read own Story then OG happy and OG not worry what others think
OG TELL TALE NOW
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OG AND BIG WOLF
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OG go hunt, Og and nod both hungry
OG need food OG is sad when hungry
OG say nod OG go hunt pig
OG grab spear
OG walk to Tree place
OG OG OG SEE FURRY PIG
OG SEE FURRY PIG WITH LARGE NOSE
OG wonder why pig Stare and ogg and make funny noise
OG is scared as BIg furry Pig run at OG
OG gets bited by big furry pig
Og SAy wooolf and decided to call big Furry piug that OG no remember why
OG is angry and hit big furry pig on head and then pig furry pig make no more noise
OG take big furry pig home and NOD and OG have big meal
OG HAPPY
OG end storry
Og cavman big writting guide
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Posted 29 June 2004 - 05:37 PM
err 
hehe. sorry, i haven't anything constructive to say about that, except it cracked me up. 
hehe. sorry, i haven't anything constructive to say about that, except it cracked me up.
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Posted 29 June 2004 - 06:27 PM
The Gospel According to Og. I love it. 
Question: big furry pig? Does Og chase mammoths?
Question: big furry pig? Does Og chase mammoths?
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Posted 29 June 2004 - 08:44 PM
I believe the big furry pig that Og refers to is a wolf. Because he named it woolf. 
But I must say, I do love Og's style and delivery.
VH like OG story!
VH buy Og drink!
LOL
VH
But I must say, I do love Og's style and delivery.
VH like OG story!
VH buy Og drink!
LOL
VH
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Posted 30 June 2004 - 04:00 AM
See this is the mystery of Og
but you see have you ever known a boar to bite they ram with claws
see but to og who in this early pice hadnt encounterd much other than pigs tended to think everything was a pig
We shall never know if it realy was a wolf
but you see have you ever known a boar to bite they ram with claws
see but to og who in this early pice hadnt encounterd much other than pigs tended to think everything was a pig
We shall never know if it realy was a wolf
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Posted 30 June 2004 - 08:12 PM
Sounds like the making for a, er, sequel, T...
Absurd humor that's funny as hell. Thank you... :turnip2:
And, barkeep.. give that man a marker for his next round.
It's on me.
MG
Absurd humor that's funny as hell. Thank you...
:turnip2: And, barkeep.. give that man a marker for his next round.
It's on me.MG
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Posted 30 June 2004 - 10:43 PM
Shocking OG WAS SOBER lol
which i belive to be a feat all in itself
which i belive to be a feat all in itself
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Posted 01 July 2004 - 11:12 PM
It was confermed OG has won an oscar for best leading male in his performance pice
OG HIT ROCK MAKE FIRE
however controversy over the pice and the unexpected death of 12 crew members due to the studio being set on fire has set a dark shadow over this normaly joyus occasion
OG HIT ROCK MAKE FIRE
however controversy over the pice and the unexpected death of 12 crew members due to the studio being set on fire has set a dark shadow over this normaly joyus occasion
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Posted 02 July 2004 - 02:27 PM
Bwahaha
og smart
and that
is a pearl in itself... B)
og smart
and that
It was confermed OG has won an oscar for best leading male in his performance pice
OG HIT ROCK MAKE FIRE
however controversy over the pice and the unexpected death of 12 crew members due to the studio being set on fire has set a dark shadow over this normaly joyus occasion
is a pearl in itself... B)
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Posted 02 July 2004 - 11:37 PM
Og has written a tribute song to remember the fallen
its called "Og light candle in wind studio big burn"
It is expected to revitilise his flailing music community although he is in his late 30,000's which still makes him considerbly younger than the rolling stones
Og had this to say "Og like rolling stones , Og think Rolling stones first men"
in further Og news , Og has been romanticly linked to cher Og had this to say
"Og like older women"
its called "Og light candle in wind studio big burn"
It is expected to revitilise his flailing music community although he is in his late 30,000's which still makes him considerbly younger than the rolling stones
Og had this to say "Og like rolling stones , Og think Rolling stones first men"
in further Og news , Og has been romanticly linked to cher Og had this to say
"Og like older women"
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Posted 03 July 2004 - 05:34 PM
This is great! Love the humour, Notmrt! Well, if Og's not drunk by now, he soon will be!
*Shadowhawke offers Og another drink...*
Love the humour, Notmrt! Well, if Og's not drunk by now, he soon will be!*Shadowhawke offers Og another drink...*
Through lightning, travel shadow,
Through hell and all above,
Surviving sword and arrow,
Bound stronger by the love
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And in the end a witness,
To where the death has lain,
Silent through the sorrow,
Where innocents lie slain
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Posted 03 July 2004 - 09:16 PM
Shame on you, little Shadow... Contributing to the first 'historical' case of alcohol abuse...This is great!
*Shadowhawke offers Og another drink...*
(But then, poor Og maybe didn't have a chance... )MG
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Posted 03 July 2004 - 10:02 PM
Heh... exactly. I'm offering him the 'smooth' way out, after all...
*Changes drink to wine of some sort*
Now Og, the recipe for jumping ahead a few thousand years... take a barrel of ale, get drunk, and then go hunting!!
*Changes drink to wine of some sort*
Now Og, the recipe for jumping ahead a few thousand years... take a barrel of ale, get drunk, and then go hunting!!
Through lightning, travel shadow,
Through hell and all above,
Surviving sword and arrow,
Bound stronger by the love
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And in the end a witness,
To where the death has lain,
Silent through the sorrow,
Where innocents lie slain
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Posted 03 July 2004 - 10:12 PM
OG lose OG spear when you pry it from cold dead hands
Og belive everyman has right to own spear
Og need it to hunt and live
Og have no clue why modern men need spear
Og didnt have supermarket in og time
Og had crime but Og no shoot people
Og hit them on head with club and they go away
Og belive everyman has right to own spear
Og need it to hunt and live
Og have no clue why modern men need spear
Og didnt have supermarket in og time
Og had crime but Og no shoot people
Og hit them on head with club and they go away
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Posted 04 July 2004 - 06:14 AM
Og writing guide well done.
Og contribute worthwhile social commentary along with writing advice.
Og's work much appreciated.
Og contribute worthwhile social commentary along with writing advice.
Og's work much appreciated.
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Posted 04 July 2004 - 06:20 AM
Og report beginning of civilization as it should be. :turnip2: :turnip2:
(Og discovers turnip!!! :turnip: Coming Soon!!)
(Og discovers turnip!!! :turnip: Coming Soon!!)
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Posted 06 July 2004 - 05:01 PM
Heh, Og has done very well. Shadowhawke wonders what Og will do when he discovers the turnip. Perhaps Og will use it instead of a club and run around bashing pedestrains with a turnip, like I have often envisioned a gnomish friend of mine doing..?
Through lightning, travel shadow,
Through hell and all above,
Surviving sword and arrow,
Bound stronger by the love
***
And in the end a witness,
To where the death has lain,
Silent through the sorrow,
Where innocents lie slain
