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#21 -Notmrt-

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Posted 06 July 2004 - 10:13 PM

It is infact intresting to note that The turnip was origionaly used as a helm of some sort. The protective values against bashing your head against a wall while reading something awfull were brilliant. Og had this to say

"Og wear turnip when OG read Tom Clancy"
You see unlike our modern homes , the homes in Ogs day ussualy had rather sharp walls, Several known Deaths have been atributed to the work of certain authorts. That was till one day "Og discover turnip.

Og hunt
Og find field with big pigs
Og trip over small pig
OG land head first on yellow and purple rock
Og not so hurt Funny rock is not so tough
OG has rock stuck on head
OG have idea
Og go read book new one from tomtom(*note we belive tomtom to be an ancestor of tom clancy)
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Tomtom sneak and skulk find pigs while noone see him
Tomtom is here but noone know
TomTom has mystic device for proding things from long way away
Tomtom hit pig from shadow pig not know
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OG bash head on wall
Og so bored
Og not hurt magic rock help head
Og see magic rock smash
OG sad
OG see bit of rock land in water and go softer
OG think this is a turnup for books
OG give rock that name "Turn up"
Og eat bit and liek taste nummy
--------------(Bet you wonderd how i was gonna get the name for the turnip :P)

#22 Shadowhawke

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Posted 06 July 2004 - 10:27 PM

Heheh... and so Og invent Turn-up helmet.
Wonder if Og is a Jansen..? :D

Through lightning, travel shadow,
Through hell and all above,
Surviving sword and arrow,
Bound stronger by the love

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And in the end a witness,
To where the death has lain,
Silent through the sorrow,
Where innocents lie slain


#23 -Notmrt-

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Posted 06 July 2004 - 10:50 PM

For all you ladys out ther here is ogs bio

OG is 34023(and a half)
OG is 6'
OG is skilled handyman
OG got rugged good looks
OG OWNS OWN SPEAR
Og single father with one child NOD
Og love writting and Smashing things

Heres a pic of og from a later press release(Read cave painting)

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