Mods that SHOULD NOT be done
Started by BobTokyo, Jul 20 2004 03:49 AM
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#81
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Posted 15 August 2004 - 03:08 AM
I dunno pokemon style fammilar battles would rock
#82
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Soul Of Magma
Posted 15 August 2004 - 05:49 AM
Female HumanHey anybody, remind me what stats she had?The Clone Dynaheir mod, where you use Jon's machinery to clone Dynaheir from a few skin cells on an article of clothing (!) Minsc had hidden somewhere (!!).
Mage (Invoker)
Lawful-Good
Str 11
Dex 13
Con 16
Int 17
Wis 15
Cha 12
#83
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Posted 16 August 2004 - 05:25 AM
You almost ought to be able to do that with every former NPC of BG1 (can actually be very well done with Khalid, but that does make a lot of Jaheira's banter wacked)Female Human
Hey anybody, remind me what stats she had?The Clone Dynaheir mod, where you use Jon's machinery to clone Dynaheir from a few skin cells on an article of clothing (!) Minsc had hidden somewhere (!!).
Mage (Invoker)
Lawful-Good
Str 11
Dex 13
Con 16
Int 17
Wis 15
Cha 12
But you can also make a mistake in this.....
"What do you mean the wrong piece of clothing? Isn't this Khalid's blood?"
"No, it isn't"
"From who is it than?"
".... (add any random supper vilian in here)"
"Sh*t"
And how about a mod where in you can find out that Boo is actually a space giant and not a giant miniature one
Still modding the Mod for the Wicked... It is a big project you know... And I got sidetracked (several times) a bit... sorry.
However, as we all know, Evil never really sleeps.
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Winds of change... Endure them, and in Enduring grow Stronger
It takes a fool to look for logic in a man's heart
Never question the sanity of the insane
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(1st march 2009) SHS women over me:
Kat: if there were more guys that looked like you out here, people's offspring wouldnt be so damn ugly
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#84
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Posted 16 August 2004 - 07:44 AM
A mod where you are the Pasha of Calimshan, in a great palace, with Aerie, Viconia, Jaheira and Imoen as sexual slaves.
#86
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Enough is enough.
Posted 18 August 2004 - 09:06 PM
The S&M MOD - nothing ever dies, but if you beat them well they'll follow you for life. If not, they leave in disgust.
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#87
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Posted 22 August 2004 - 10:07 AM
A mod which adds the Shreck Fairy godmother voiceset:
"I do believe ,we can make it work to our advantage. "
"I do believe ,we can make it work to our advantage. "
#88
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Posted 22 August 2004 - 03:20 PM
The Minsc/Boo Romance mod. (Aerie can watch)
Where some of the history between Minsc and everybody's favorite little rodent is revealed and their "special" relationship is explored fully.
(Hey, Chloe MOD is lesbian and Jan is sort of Asexual...Minsc just needs a Witch? C'mon!)
The Seduce Undead mod (I've always thought Bhodi was a babe!)
The Slap Imoen upside the head for whining so much mod. I'd pay to get that one.
Romantic at heart.
Minotaur :turnip:
Where some of the history between Minsc and everybody's favorite little rodent is revealed and their "special" relationship is explored fully.
(Hey, Chloe MOD is lesbian and Jan is sort of Asexual...Minsc just needs a Witch? C'mon!)
The Seduce Undead mod (I've always thought Bhodi was a babe!)
The Slap Imoen upside the head for whining so much mod. I'd pay to get that one.
Romantic at heart.
Minotaur :turnip:
#89
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Posted 23 August 2004 - 08:47 AM
The Slap Imoen upside the head for whining so much mod. I'd pay to get that one.
I think you can do something along those lines in Imoen Romance. B)
Then she saw his eyes, red and mad as hell. And in that moment she knew that he could kill anyone, no matter how strong. Madness, true madness could put a fist through a plank.
#90
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Posted 27 August 2004 - 04:49 PM
The 'total slut' mod, where you are able to sleep with every NPC, joinable and non, in the game, to great financial and personal gain.
The Big Bhaalspawn mod - CHARNAME is locked in a house for 9 weeks, with 11 random jonable NPC's, and set a series of challenges, and then, every week, one NPC is voted out by the Amnish public who have been watching them, and eveything they do....
The Big Bhaalspawn mod - CHARNAME is locked in a house for 9 weeks, with 11 random jonable NPC's, and set a series of challenges, and then, every week, one NPC is voted out by the Amnish public who have been watching them, and eveything they do....
Edited by Hishi, 28 August 2004 - 03:11 AM.
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#91
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Master of The Art
Posted 28 August 2004 - 10:53 AM
Jan Jansen Stories Mod- With this mod you can hear your favourite Jansen™ Stories again and again and again. The stories will follow each other and you can continue your game after the 2.578 hours of stories has ended. Recommened.
Seriously, this would be a nightmare!
Seriously, this would be a nightmare!
#92
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Where we go from here is ^2u.
Posted 28 August 2004 - 11:11 AM
JPS' Fun-be-gone is still my fave 
and SimDing0's Slightly Tougher Enemy AI 
Buy Black Lotus Mod - buy some at the city gates and for 12 hours, everyone glows with shield or dispel evil effects... you are randomly teleported around Athkatla... Some commoners replaced by rabbits & cows (save vs. poison or commoners are spiders and golems)... Aerie laughs... Can't use inventory... Randomly suffer spell effects from Emotion... Travel back and forward through time... Get stuck in the ground as though heavily encumbered... Can't buy/sell as too busy laughing/crying... NPC may randomly drink all their potions to cure their dry-mouth...
Terrible one's you shouldn't read if you are a nice person, I mean it!!:
DO NOT READ THESE!
Khlhhd Mod - Khalid didn't die, he's only brain-damaged.
(He can't use his off-hand or initiate conversation, and he's blind... You can romance J.)
Aerie's miscarriage Mod? (Sorry... that's truly awful... don't make it...)
Kill Quayle Mod - Aerie's reveals she was abused by Quayle and asks you to avenge her?
Baby-value Mod - Aerie's baby is now a saleable item (3000gp) as in real life...
and SimDing0's Slightly Tougher Enemy AI Buy Black Lotus Mod - buy some at the city gates and for 12 hours, everyone glows with shield or dispel evil effects... you are randomly teleported around Athkatla... Some commoners replaced by rabbits & cows (save vs. poison or commoners are spiders and golems)... Aerie laughs... Can't use inventory... Randomly suffer spell effects from Emotion... Travel back and forward through time... Get stuck in the ground as though heavily encumbered... Can't buy/sell as too busy laughing/crying... NPC may randomly drink all their potions to cure their dry-mouth...
Terrible one's you shouldn't read if you are a nice person, I mean it!!:
DO NOT READ THESE!
Khlhhd Mod - Khalid didn't die, he's only brain-damaged.
(He can't use his off-hand or initiate conversation, and he's blind... You can romance J.)
Aerie's miscarriage Mod? (Sorry... that's truly awful... don't make it...)
Kill Quayle Mod - Aerie's reveals she was abused by Quayle and asks you to avenge her?
Baby-value Mod - Aerie's baby is now a saleable item (3000gp) as in real life...
Edited by psiclops, 28 August 2004 - 11:35 AM.
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The Darkish Day - Tome of Wisdom (+3). Armageddon XIII. ©Alltime - GOD.
Western - LEO (Leo Aspect (Cnjt)). Eastern - Dragon (Element - Fire). Acronymizing UPD8!!!!!!.
Fravia ... || || || ... "Some sections of this lore will remain closed to you until you develop your egoistical searcher's Heijoshin into a more capable ethical seekers' Fudoshin" - © 3rd Millennium: [fravia+], all rights reserved. (APC - 3 Libras). Go6gle.
#93
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Starlight Seeker
Posted 28 August 2004 - 07:14 PM
The Hannibal Lecter Mod... A joinable NPC... and after he joins... your other party members seem to lose one or two points of intelligence randomly...
And somehow, someone loses an arm
Sorry, evil side of me showing.
And somehow, someone loses an arm
Sorry, evil side of me showing.
Through lightning, travel shadow,
Through hell and all above,
Surviving sword and arrow,
Bound stronger by the love
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And in the end a witness,
To where the death has lain,
Silent through the sorrow,
Where innocents lie slain
#94
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"Some call me the Space Cowboy..."
Posted 28 August 2004 - 10:00 PM
What are you saying plese make this mod.
#95
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Posted 07 September 2004 - 03:36 PM
an actual movie would be goodBaldur's Gate - The Movie
An AI scripted self-playing game - the game would be just one endless cutscene.
anybody here a directer B)
#96
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Posted 07 September 2004 - 06:06 PM
The Drinking Game Mod.
Everything Aerie or Anomen wine, the party gets drunk,
And with every dialouge, there is an option to "Take a sip" for 'obvious' dialouge piecings (like Aerie crying about her wings)
Everything Aerie or Anomen wine, the party gets drunk,
And with every dialouge, there is an option to "Take a sip" for 'obvious' dialouge piecings (like Aerie crying about her wings)
Edited by Lady LeFay, 07 September 2004 - 07:48 PM.
"This Rod will be your doom!" -- Kilik.
"Do you know how much that turns me on, Ki?"
"Maxi! I'm trying to be serious here!" -- Maxi and Kilik
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear. -- Mark Twain
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"Do you know how much that turns me on, Ki?"
"Maxi! I'm trying to be serious here!" -- Maxi and Kilik
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear. -- Mark Twain
To disagree with three-fourths of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity.
Oscar Wilde
And alien tears will fill for him Pity's long-broken urn, For his mourners will be outcast men, And outcasts always mourn.
Dante Romancable Mod: 'Tis a courtly love of a different sort
#97
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leit að lífi
Posted 07 September 2004 - 06:11 PM
What pholor har'dro is a directer? 
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#98
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Enough is enough.
Posted 08 September 2004 - 06:56 AM
Okay this one just hit me.. The never ending adventure MOD.
(also known as dejah'vue mod)
When you die you are sent back to the lab, where another clone wakes up, and the adventure starts all over again. And just to make sure the 'fun' goes on and on the last battle is a cutscene in which irenicus kills you using the finger of death spell.
(adds millions of hours of gameplay)
(also known as dejah'vue mod)
When you die you are sent back to the lab, where another clone wakes up, and the adventure starts all over again. And just to make sure the 'fun' goes on and on the last battle is a cutscene in which irenicus kills you using the finger of death spell.
(adds millions of hours of gameplay)
Edited by Chevar, 08 September 2004 - 06:57 AM.
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#99
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Posted 08 September 2004 - 09:38 AM
The "Lost in the soup" tc
basically you and Alora have to find your way out of the limbo chaos matter
basically you and Alora have to find your way out of the limbo chaos matter
Crayons are the most chaotic bananas there never will be....
#100
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Posted 08 September 2004 - 05:50 PM
the minsc romance mod. you romance minsc :love: and your hamster dates boo 
