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That was... interesting. And fun as hell
Comments on "The Ranger Rap"
Started by Grunker, Jun 07 2007 07:42 PM
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Grunker
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Posted 07 June 2007 - 07:42 PM
+ = That was... interesting. And fun as hell
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Posted 07 June 2007 - 08:14 PM
Now that's dope, yo 
! Seriously, I laughed the whole way through 
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! Seriously, I laughed the whole way through .
(I like parentheses.)
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Posted 07 June 2007 - 09:04 PM
Get down wit ya bad self dawg!
True knowledge exists in knowing that you know nothing. And in knowing that you know nothing, that makes you the smartest of all. Socrates
Not only are female redheads frequently lovely but theirs is a loveliness that suggests both lust and danger, pleasure and violence, and is, therefore, to the male of the species virtually irresistible. Red O red were the tresses of the original femme fatale. Tom Robbins
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Not only are female redheads frequently lovely but theirs is a loveliness that suggests both lust and danger, pleasure and violence, and is, therefore, to the male of the species virtually irresistible. Red O red were the tresses of the original femme fatale. Tom Robbins
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Unless you know anthing about anatomy. In that case the way to a man's heart is through his ribs with a meat cleaver. Miss Jyzzy's Guide to Men.
Xtreme Versatility? Xpress Yourself!
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Posted 07 June 2007 - 09:29 PM
"Tyranny is a quiet thing at first, a prim and proper lady pursing her lips and shaking her head disapprovingly, asking, well what were you doing (wearing that dress, walking home at that hour, expressing those inappropriate thoughts) anyway? It's subtle and insidious, disguised as reasonable precautions which become more and more oppressive over time, until our lives are defined by the things we must avoid. She's easy enough to agree with, after all, she's only trying to help -- and yet she's one of the most dangerous influences we face, because if she prevails, it puts the raping, robbing, axe-wielding madmen of the world in complete control. Eventually they'll barely need to wield a thing, all they'll have to do is leer menacingly and we fall all over ourselves trying to placate them." -godlizard
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Posted 07 June 2007 - 09:52 PM
Now THIS is something I would want to write a beat to.......yo.
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Posted 07 June 2007 - 10:54 PM
... That was... very interesting.
Peace, yo!
They want to boink Imoen or the Bhaalspawn hero
The odds that I'll get some? They're damn close to zero
Peace, yo!
'NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency! Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surpr-... I'll come in again.
NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!... Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and nice red uniforms - Oh damn!'
NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!... Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and nice red uniforms - Oh damn!'
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Posted 08 June 2007 - 12:27 AM
Awesome!
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Posted 08 June 2007 - 01:04 AM
Okay...
That was utterly hilarious.
And don't worry, this definitely counts as poetry. *snickers*. It rhymed, didn't it?
. Absolutely awesome. 
Please, if your muse is inspired once again, post here!
That was utterly hilarious.
And don't worry, this definitely counts as poetry. *snickers*. It rhymed, didn't it?
. Absolutely awesome. Please, if your muse is inspired once again, post here!
Through lightning, travel shadow,
Through hell and all above,
Surviving sword and arrow,
Bound stronger by the love
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And in the end a witness,
To where the death has lain,
Silent through the sorrow,
Where innocents lie slain
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Posted 08 June 2007 - 04:52 AM
I'll just second everyone here!
"I set on this journey trying to understand why has metal been stereotyped, dismissed, and condemned. My answer is this: if, listening to that music, you don't get that overwhelming rush of power that makes the hair stand at the back of your neck, you may never will. But you know what, it doesn't really matter. Because, judging from the 40 000 people around me, we're doing just fine without ya." 
Cheers! And two horns up for metalheads all around the world!
Cheers! And two horns up for metalheads all around the world!
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Posted 08 June 2007 - 04:54 AM
I have nothing new to add. It was funny as hell.
"The righteous need not cower before the drumbeat of human progress. Though the song of yesterday fades into the challenge of tomorrow, God still watches and judges us. Evil lurks in the datalinks as it lurked in the streets of yesterday, but it was never the streets that were evil." - Sister Miriam Godwinson, Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri
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Posted 08 June 2007 - 05:26 AM
Now I would so like to see Minsc get a girlfriend. That was awesome and hilarious, vilkacis! You da man!
That was awesome and hilarious, vilkacis! You da man!
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Rashemen REPRESENT! Word to yo hamsta!
Posted 08 June 2007 - 06:40 AM
I feel so appreciated. 
It has been suggested that I should make a flash version with actual singing and stuff, kind of like the Star Wars gangsta rap or the Gollum rap, but I can't use Flash.
(...or rap, for that matter.)
If someone wants to give it a shot, feel free.
It has been suggested that I should make a flash version with actual singing and stuff, kind of like the Star Wars gangsta rap or the Gollum rap, but I can't use Flash.
(...or rap, for that matter.)
If someone wants to give it a shot, feel free.
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