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[Spike4072]

Snows evil twin?

[Victoria]

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Trevaia loves her new hairstyle!


Yes, I do look lovely!

[Zombie216]

the new eyes are what get to me, they are amazing

[Spike4072]

[Darziak]

Well Derikan wasn't in my last shots but I found him...

Gee he looks pissed.

[Alexander Wolf]

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[Treetop Smoker]

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[Spike4072]

What has gotten into Snow

[Spike4072]

[Victoria]

[Invader13]

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[Victoria]

Jade, Mystic Night Elf:

[greatfool1]

greatfool1: This is the last group of shots from the Layla Blowup Dollies series - before Oblivion stopped working altogether. So as to not leave gf1 in limbo with his astral body, please bear with us while we wrap up gf1's most ridiculous tale to-date. Be warned, this post is really stupid - and Layla and I have disowned gf1 because of it.

gf1: greatfool1 is such a dork - he just doesn't recognize fine art when he sees it. These dollies are my greatest creation ever, even if Layla hates me for creating them without her permission. I would put in a link to the prior story, but I know not where the archives are. But in summary, I made lots of these blowup dollies for myself, some monks, the Imperial Legion, and Hector (without his permission, though I thought he would like several of them). Unfortunately, Layla caught me and slashed all of them, except for one. Actually, it is fortunate that I cannot link to those shots - the atrocity of Layla's violence is too hard for me to view again.

gf1: So I am currently without a physical body thanks to Layla killing it (presumably by accident) when I was engaging hundreds of these dollies simultaneously - so in this picture below, if you look closely, you can see that I am only in my ass-troll body.

gf1 unfortunately continues... Here I am trying to get it on with the last remaining blowup dolly that is still blowed-up - all the rest were slashed by Layla in one of her she-should-get-professional-help-with-her-anger fits! Needless to say, Layla is no longer my friend.



gf1: So I summon a very famous occult artist to paint my ass-troll body, so that when I "hug" my last dolly I will not just pass through her. But unfortunately, her paint brush just passed through me too.



Layla: I am still really upset with gf1 - in fact my anger caused my head to spontaneously ignite here, and I had to get a new haircut.


Layla is still exasperated with gf1, but liking her new hair.

gf1: Layla, come give me a big kiss to bring my physical body back!
Layla: No way - it is too ugly for this realm! Plus, as usual, you are getting your stories mixed up.
gf1: Alright then, I will be coming through your bedroom walls again tonight!
Layla: Fortunately your stupid story with all those replicated dollies destroyed this whole realm - and greatfool1 says we will have to start out fresh. I hope I can keep this hair!

gf1: What about me?
Layla: You can stay here with all your dollies, I am out of here until greatfool1 fixes this realm at some point! Bye!!!
gf1: Now where is that air pump and duct tape?

Edited by greatfool1, 30 June 2007 - 08:24 AM.

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