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#1 BalanceRD

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Posted 21 August 2008 - 05:49 PM

The Sword of Noober v1.1
From Readme.txt
Are you looking for adventure, romance, quests, character development? Then you have downloaded the wrong mod. If you are looking to laugh and giggle like a school girl than you have downloaded the right mod. The Sword of Noober introduces a brand new sword to the game. This sword talks too much, is overly powerful, and is pretty useless, but it might make you laugh or even smile.

Item Description:
A rock was thrown and Noober died from a head trauma. His last words were "What about now?". Because those were his last words, the population of Naskel was relieved and threw a party. His brother, Neeber, on the other hand was very sad that he had no one to talk with at the party. Neeber took his life savings and paid a cleric to revive his brother. While the cleric was performing his miracles, Neeber would not stop talking. The cleric was distracted and sent Noober's soul accidentally in to a "bastard" sword. The cleric threw Neeber and the sword out. The sword has dents, it seems that people threw rocks at the sword. Since the sword talks and has dents, this sword isn't worth very much.

This is not a serious item what so ever, I wanted to finish it up, and practice a little coding before I start on my other projects.




Important: The Sword of Noober has been updated to v2.1.0 ;)

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Edited by Gwendolyne, 10 July 2020 - 04:22 AM.
New version released

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#2 BalanceRD

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Posted 20 February 2011 - 08:40 AM

Thanks to Graoumf and Le Marquis (of the d'Oghmatiques) there is now a French translation!

Version 1.1
- Added french translation by Le Marquis (of the d'Oghmatiques)
- Added version flag
- Updated with WeiDU v227

Version 1.0
- Initial Release

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#3 Deratiseur

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Posted 31 July 2019 - 11:50 AM

Now updated for the new Enhanced Editions. Take it, with many over old mods here.

My kits pack in french and english : Deratiseur's Unused Kits Pack v17 for TOB / BGT / BGEE / BG2EE / IWDEE for PC and MAC OS-X

My french quest/shop mod : L'ogre et le gnome, une histoire de bleu v2 for BG2 / BGT / BG2EE

My french Shop mod : L'interplan, un magasin dédié à la magie v5 for BG2 / BGT / BG2EE

My second shop mod in french and english: Todd's Super Tester Guy v8 for BGT / BGEE / BG2(EE) / IWDEE

#4 Gwendolyne

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Posted 04 December 2019 - 09:50 AM

The Sword of Noober has been updated to v2.0.0 and is available in the official SHS GitHub account.


Read the Readme

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change log:

- Renamed Setup-TNoober.tp2 -> tnoober.tp2 to support AL|EN's "Project Infinity".
- Added tnoober.ini metadata file to support AL|EN's "Project Infinity".
- Rewrote itemdial.2da appending in a more "cosmetic" way.
- Append baldur25.bcs: give me one single reason why The Sword of Noober should be mute in ToB extension.
- The sword of Noober (tson#p.itm): fixed wrong header icon, added missing opcodes for a full Sleep effect (#142, #141, #139 and #174). Fixed item description: added missing kit restrictions.
- Converted inventory BAMs to EE: This feature attempts to modify traditional inventory BAMs so that both the large and small icons are utilized by the EE games. The inventory BAM must have two sequences, the first containing the "large" inventory icon frame and the second containing the "small" inventory icon frame to be processed. Inventory icon BAMs in the bam folder that meet these requirements are patched and saved back to the override folder.
- Reorganized component (DESIGNATED number) and added "the_sword_of_noober" LABEL.
- Added REQUIRE_PREDICATE process to avoid installing the mod in inaccurate games.
- Added README command in tp2.
- Replaced AUTHOR keyword with SUPPORT.
- Updated and renamed readme file to tnoober-readme-%LANGUAGE%.txt.
- Updated French and English translations (Gwendolyne).
- Included Linux and Mac versions in the same packages (thanks AL|EN!).
- Reorganized mod architecture tree: created folders to sort files according to their types.



In progress : Menace sur le Royaume de Diamant Éternel there.

#5 Austin

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Posted 09 July 2020 - 11:43 AM

Hello! Here is the Russian translation of this mod (translation by MacksimSl). Add, please!

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#6 Gwendolyne

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Posted 10 July 2020 - 04:22 AM

Done: version 2.1.0 with Russian translation.


In progress : Menace sur le Royaume de Diamant Éternel there.