What about taking a leaf out of Elminsters book? I can see it now Elmina the bar dancer
Scary thought
Yikes! I don't think I want to think about that too much. 
suggested epilog...
"...and of course Edwin's most celebrated moment was the joke he played on the most disgusting sorceror in the Realms. Somehow, bypassing all the locks and wards, both arcane and mundane surrounding Elminister's 'Secret Sanctum', Edwin with the help of a giggling Imoen, with Mainchar keeping watch, slipped in another copy of the Nether Scroll (Which he purchased in Calimshite, a tale involving Jan Jansen, a bushel of elderberrys and a gross of one armed monkey golems) inside the binder of the Ancient Lecher's favorite nighttime reading...the Calimshite Sutra, popup version. A few weeks later, as Charname, Imoen and Edwin were still giggling and drunk with success, they had heard rumours about the eventual fate of the 'most eligable bachelor in the realms'. He was kicked out of Mystaria's Chosen, having expended all his powers in an attempt to cure himself of this curse, and was now working as a drudge in the Sea's Bounty, and every night, when 'The Thumb' wants to kick out the last of the drunkards and barflies before he closes up for the night, he would get Elmina to do a pole dance, a sight that would sober up a drunken orc, and inevitably sends out all the patrons, screaming and clawing their eyes, into the night."
from "Volo's Epilogs of the Great and Absurd"
They call me....
Darth...
Darth Gizka...
I must admit I did like Edwin, especially the way he just says what he thinks at the time, and I must admit I'm guilty of that crime, (though I don't see whats wrong with saying whats on my mind) (I wonder if they will get this joke or if it's too subtle for there simian brains) Just my attempt at playing Edwin, I will try this mod out, and await eagerly for the time that gamejag gets the equivilent of a boot up the arse for whatever they did to lose the rest of the chapters
I'm just going to play with the smilies now
