Please, if anybody is up to the challenge submit the completed spells here or at BG1NPC forum! Or contact me if the spell is trez embaracing in nature!
Edited by domi, 07 May 2004 - 06:47 AM.
The Most Hilareous Innate Ability
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Posted 07 May 2004 - 06:15 AM
I need up to seven of innate abilities spells to make a round-about "shortcut" in BG1. The challenge is to make them funny, useless, and if possible connected with Bhaal's heritage. Flashy effects are the MUST!
Please, if anybody is up to the challenge submit the completed spells here or at BG1NPC forum! Or contact me if the spell is trez embaracing in nature!
Please, if anybody is up to the challenge submit the completed spells here or at BG1NPC forum! Or contact me if the spell is trez embaracing in nature!
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Posted 07 May 2004 - 06:43 AM
Burning Hands - PC's hands suddenly start to burn. Save or drop any weapons.
Bigby's fumbling hand: Causes one enemy to fumble the next attack.
Bigby's groping hand: Err... only used while romancing Viconia...
If that's the sort of thing you're looking for:
http://boards1.wizar...threadid=212223
Bigby's fumbling hand: Causes one enemy to fumble the next attack.
Bigby's groping hand: Err... only used while romancing Viconia...
If that's the sort of thing you're looking for:
http://boards1.wizar...threadid=212223
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Posted 07 May 2004 - 06:47 AM
Heh, I want someone to *create* it before submitting, not just give a description.
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Xaositect_Crayon
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Posted 07 May 2004 - 12:50 PM
1000 Karah-tur (sp?) whores (necromancy/abjuration)
level 2
This spell was created from a memory Baal had when he was in the Karah-Tur (sp?) during the time of troubles. Baal was in the body of a halfling when he came upon the black dragon brothel. He slipped into the brothel and paid for the services of all the ladies there (you know, cuz you kinda need some action of a different kind after murdering a bunch of people...). The ladies did such a good job that he felt completely rejuvenated! However he later got a horrible rash that made him itch so bad he ditched the halfling form...
Effects:
Heals all wounds, fatigue, and any other thing that might ail you.
Must roll a 4 save vs. Death or get infected with the wizard spell "Contagion".
I would do this for you if I wasnt busy learning the other editors....
level 2
This spell was created from a memory Baal had when he was in the Karah-Tur (sp?) during the time of troubles. Baal was in the body of a halfling when he came upon the black dragon brothel. He slipped into the brothel and paid for the services of all the ladies there (you know, cuz you kinda need some action of a different kind after murdering a bunch of people...). The ladies did such a good job that he felt completely rejuvenated! However he later got a horrible rash that made him itch so bad he ditched the halfling form...
Effects:
Heals all wounds, fatigue, and any other thing that might ail you.
Must roll a 4 save vs. Death or get infected with the wizard spell "Contagion".
I would do this for you if I wasnt busy learning the other editors....
Edited by Xaositect_Crayon, 07 May 2004 - 12:52 PM.
Crayons are the most chaotic bananas there never will be....
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Posted 07 May 2004 - 01:02 PM
Well, when I mean useless, I mean useless. I dunno...grow huge purple flower...change target's hair colour to green...summon 50 squarrels...
At any rate, I think I can solve the coding puzzle w/o it, but heh, anybody who can make something funny, I am sure we can find a use for it.
At any rate, I think I can solve the coding puzzle w/o it, but heh, anybody who can make something funny, I am sure we can find a use for it.
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Posted 07 May 2004 - 01:08 PM
uhh than screw the savings throw and make it automatic contagion... and add poison
Crayons are the most chaotic bananas there never will be....
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Twlight Dancer the Vampire Queen
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Posted 07 May 2004 - 01:37 PM
Ohh I have one ,
Slay Annoying One:
This spell would summon a whole bunch of Avariel that
{Edited out for bashing content}
I love this spell already!!!! Sorry that its actually useful , getting rid of the most annoying thing in the game in an entertaning way is something BG2 needs . 
Then CHARNAME would be so happy she would do backflips and then SHE would fly to Spellhold and save Imoen and everyone would live happily ever after the end .... 
.....man I scare myself..... 
Slay Annoying One:
This spell would summon a whole bunch of Avariel that
{Edited out for bashing content}
I love this spell already!!!! Sorry that its actually useful , getting rid of the most annoying thing in the game in an entertaning way is something BG2 needs . Then CHARNAME would be so happy she would do backflips and then SHE would fly to Spellhold and save Imoen and everyone would live happily ever after the end .... .....man I scare myself.....
Edited by domi, 07 May 2004 - 01:44 PM.
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Posted 07 May 2004 - 01:43 PM
Firstly, you will have to import Aerie into BG1, as the spell is required for BG1, secondly, I have my personal and deep running dislike of character bashing so I am editing out the bashing part of your thread. 
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Twlight Dancer the Vampire Queen
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Posted 07 May 2004 - 05:17 PM
soory got carried away 
.... 
....oh well 
.... ....oh well
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Valheru
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Ancient One
Posted 11 May 2004 - 06:14 AM
Otilukes Oafishniess (Enchantment,Alteration)
Level 7
Range: 100
This spell will drop the targets intellegence and wisdom down to three it is a terrible bane to spellcasters and those of sharp wit can be reduced to squabbling orcish creatures in minutes!!
Melf's Mauling (something)
Level: 3
Range: LOS
This spell summons a hammer that will literally maul the character. The hammer will appear and whack the target on the head causing damage and most certainly unconciousness.
Level 7
Range: 100
This spell will drop the targets intellegence and wisdom down to three it is a terrible bane to spellcasters and those of sharp wit can be reduced to squabbling orcish creatures in minutes!!
Melf's Mauling (something)
Level: 3
Range: LOS
This spell summons a hammer that will literally maul the character. The hammer will appear and whack the target on the head causing damage and most certainly unconciousness.
Thanks for picture Immy 
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Yes, I really am a dragon. Yes, I am a jerk. Live with it.
Posted 11 May 2004 - 07:13 PM
Bigby's Middle Finger: Causes target to either get mad or laugh hysterically.
Home of Kitanya, Improved Asylum, more...
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Posted 13 May 2004 - 03:58 PM
Fury of Bhaal
Causes a skull to fly at the target as though it's going to do something really cool, but actualy just inflicts a single point of damge then heals a single point of damage. I'll make it soon
Edit: Ummmm... which game should I make that for?
Causes a skull to fly at the target as though it's going to do something really cool, but actualy just inflicts a single point of damge then heals a single point of damage. I'll make it soon
Edit: Ummmm... which game should I make that for?
Edited by Mongoose87, 13 May 2004 - 07:00 PM.
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Posted 13 May 2004 - 11:28 PM
summon lesser amoeba....
you kinda need a microscope to see the effects
you kinda need a microscope to see the effects
Crayons are the most chaotic bananas there never will be....
