1) The Half-Sheep Subrace Mod. - Bhaal got mighty lonely up in them hills . . .
2) The Chinchilla Returns! - Play SOA as the Chinchilla.
3) All Farm Animals Mod - Replaces all humanoid animations with Cows and Chickens.
4) Ted's Apartment Total Conversion - Live Ted's Life, In Ted's Apartment, In the Infinity Engine! Like the Sims, except you never leave Ted's Apartment!
Mods that SHOULD NOT be done
Started by BobTokyo, Jul 20 2004 03:49 AM
128 replies to this topic
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hlidskialf
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Incarnation of the Eternal Ale Warrior
Posted 20 July 2004 - 03:53 AM
I don't see why there is a problem with #3. 
The great wolf Fenrir gapes ever at the dwelling of the gods.
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BobTokyo
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Posted 20 July 2004 - 03:56 AM
Then get coding.I don't see why there is a problem with #3.
I did once finish the gme as a cat. Great spin on the romance dialogs.
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I swear to drunk I'm not God
Posted 20 July 2004 - 03:57 AM
Dammit! Just the ideas I had for my next mod. What am I going to do now?
Khadion NPC mod - Team leader, head designer
Hubelpot NPC mod - Team leader, coder
NPC Damage - Coder
PC Soundsets - Coder, voice actor
Brythe NPC mod - Designer
DragonLance TC - Glory of Istar - Designer
The NPC Interaction Expansion Project - Writer for Cernd, Sarevok
The Jerry Zinger Show - Producer
Iron Modder 5 - Winner
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Xander77
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Freak Boy
Posted 20 July 2004 - 05:14 AM
5) Happy Korgy - Korgan gets redeemed, grows wings, and flies of to Avariel city with aeri to spend his life prancing and singing.
*Takes bow at Bob's compliment*
*Takes bow at Bob's compliment*
Edited by Xander77, 20 July 2004 - 06:43 AM.
Мы должны как раз дать эту хромающую страну к русским. Они awesome! Идет Nader! Кустик и Kerry имеют придурковатые weasels в их кальсонах!
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BobTokyo
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Posted 20 July 2004 - 05:18 AM
5) Happy Korgy - Korgan gets redeemed, grows wings, and flies of to Avariel city withj aeri to spend his life prancing and singing.
:turnip: :turnip: :turnip: :turnip: :turnip:
Five turnips.
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Posted 20 July 2004 - 05:19 AM
) a mod where you get to have a romace with your sister imoen (Cough)
)Boo goes solo : replaces misk with boo who has a miniture giant space barbarian in his food flaps
)Boo goes solo : replaces misk with boo who has a miniture giant space barbarian in his food flaps
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Knight of the Living Dead
Posted 20 July 2004 - 05:21 AM
Baldur's Gate 1 Tutu ? A mod that replaces the music score of BG1 with Miles Davis' 1986 album 'Tutu', and causes no end of confusion because it sounds just like another mod...
The Freedom of Speech Mod ? Have you ever been annoyed by the limited number of replies in most dialogues? With this mod, you get all the replies, all the time. That's right, the PC replies for every dialogue in the game will appear in all of the dialogues. Most of them won't work, but at least they'll be there (recommended: a mouse with a really good scroll wheel, or a numerical keyboard that goes to 16,439).
Fun-be-gone ? This mod removes all the parts of the game you like, and only leaves cutscenes you've seen a hundred times before, enormous dungeons with nothing in them and insanely difficult battles that you can't win because of scripting errors. Automatically sets path search nodes to 1.
The Freedom of Speech Mod ? Have you ever been annoyed by the limited number of replies in most dialogues? With this mod, you get all the replies, all the time. That's right, the PC replies for every dialogue in the game will appear in all of the dialogues. Most of them won't work, but at least they'll be there (recommended: a mouse with a really good scroll wheel, or a numerical keyboard that goes to 16,439).
Fun-be-gone ? This mod removes all the parts of the game you like, and only leaves cutscenes you've seen a hundred times before, enormous dungeons with nothing in them and insanely difficult battles that you can't win because of scripting errors. Automatically sets path search nodes to 1.
"They have no thought of safety, subtlety, or strategy, leaving others with no hope of stopping their mass assault."
Visit the Gibberlings Three!
Visit the Gibberlings Three!
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Incarnation of the Eternal Ale Warrior
Posted 20 July 2004 - 05:29 AM
*lmao!*Fun-be-gone ? This mod removes all the parts of the game you like, and only leaves cutscenes you've seen a hundred times before, enormous dungeons with nothing in them and insanely difficult battles that you can't win because of scripting errors. Automatically sets path search nodes to 1.
The great wolf Fenrir gapes ever at the dwelling of the gods.
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Sir-Kill
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Posted 20 July 2004 - 08:04 PM
A mod that replaces all the armor, rings, shields, with meat, vegetables, and fruit. Gives Bob a wink and a nod.
Live Free Or Die
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"Some call me the Space Cowboy..."
Posted 20 July 2004 - 08:19 PM
The Viconia grows wings and bitches and whines about them all the time mod.
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Rastor
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Yes, I really am a dragon. Yes, I am a jerk. Live with it.
Posted 21 July 2004 - 06:57 AM
The Jan/Anomen threesome Romance Mod!
Home of Kitanya, Improved Asylum, more...
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Xander77
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Posted 21 July 2004 - 03:07 PM
A :turnip2: being the third participant, I presume.The Jan/Anomen threesome Romance Mod!
Anyways... blame mine on ghastly's ghastly comic...
Rape-Rape Revolution. Continuing TDD's great story-telling device, and taking it farther. As you are captured by a single level 1 hobgoblin, each member of your party gets raped. Even though you probably manage to kill the bugger in one blow if you pause in between cut-scenes, a horribly misspelled message informing you of the trauma will appear anyway... and it will never be mentioned again.
Мы должны как раз дать эту хромающую страну к русским. Они awesome! Идет Nader! Кустик и Kerry имеют придурковатые weasels в их кальсонах!
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Modding since 2002
Posted 21 July 2004 - 06:23 PM
1.) An improved Demilich mod.
2.) An improved version of the Ascension's last battle.
3.) A mod that encourages the AI to cheat and the players to use cheese tactics.
4.) All enemy mages use ForceSpell() instead of Spell() for all spells.
-Galactygon
2.) An improved version of the Ascension's last battle.
3.) A mod that encourages the AI to cheat and the players to use cheese tactics.
4.) All enemy mages use ForceSpell() instead of Spell() for all spells.
-Galactygon
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"Some call me the Space Cowboy..."
Posted 21 July 2004 - 07:49 PM
-Horde:Gibberling mod (aka. the endless horde of small naked men jumping at your face mod)
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Posted 21 July 2004 - 09:55 PM
The end of the world mod- all characters are given a weapon of destructive power equal to a nuclear warhead. then rigid thinking is cast on all of them.
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Yes, I really am a dragon. Yes, I am a jerk. Live with it.
Posted 22 July 2004 - 05:10 AM
Even better, all enemy mages use ReallyForceSpell() for everything and have no casting timer4.) All enemy mages use ForceSpell() instead of Spell() for all spells.
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Home of Kitanya, Improved Asylum, more...
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leit að lífi
Posted 22 July 2004 - 06:56 AM
Baldur's Gate - Call of the Desktop
A mod that will instantly crash you back to desktop when you start the game.
A mod that will instantly crash you back to desktop when you start the game.
崇高与滑稽
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Sir-Kill
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Posted 22 July 2004 - 08:01 AM
Baldur's Gate - Call of the Desktop
A mod that will instantly crash you back to desktop when you start the game.
hehehe i think it's been done (teambg weekly contest)
Live Free Or Die
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Posted 22 July 2004 - 08:34 AM
The Lilarcor Romance Mod. It's... just... not right. 
