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[Rastor]

How about a mod that gives every opponent in the game dual killswords and changes the player's selection to only be unenchanted daggers?

[BobTokyo]

3) The NPC from modern day earth (sorry, but it would just be far too cheesy)

What if s/he were an obese comic book salesperson from the midwest who arived with no equipment and unable to speak common?

[SimDing0]

How about a mod that gives every opponent in the game dual killswords and changes the player's selection to only be unenchanted daggers?

"Slightly Tougher Enemy AI"

[Xander77]

1)

1.) An improved Demilich mod.
2.) An improved version of the Ascension's last battle.
3.) A mod that encourages the AI to cheat and the players to use cheese tactics.
4.) All enemy mages use ForceSpell() instead of Spell() for all spells.

-Galactygon

2)The Jon Irenicus Romance mod.

1) You mean tactics?

2) Being written as we speak.

Edited by Xander77, 24 July 2004 - 03:05 PM.

[Ragnar]

1)PC becomes a pacifist

2)Aerie has some more bad stuff happen to her so she can depress the party even more

3)Another Jansan NPC (Has a dialog that goes in an infinite loop as he and Jan relate stories)

[Rastor]

2)Aerie has some more bad stuff happen to her so she can depress the party even more

You mean this?

[Chevar]

my 2 cents worth seems to be traveling further and further.. I have to say something completely stupid now

I made a Barbie Mod for my daughter.. not much of one thank god not a TC! It was for my daughter's amusement just a portrait and custom sound bits complaining about her shoes being uncomfortable(outside), her hair being dirty(inside), and about breaking a nail when she get's hit.. it amused my daughter (3 at the time) for about 15 seconds.. even she thought it was a stupid MOD idea apparently. Naturally I replaced the sounds and image of Aerie to make it - I figgured with all of her whining it made perfect sense.

reading through all of the mods that should NOT be made something truely horrible came to mind..

The BG2 Musical mod, in which all of the voice actors sing all of their lines..

Imagine John Irinicus' "No walls can contain me" speach sung to the tune of "the sound of music"

<SHUDDER!>

Here's one that should probably be on the list, even if I WOULD like to see it..

A mod in which Aerie stops complaining and finally just get's it over with and kills herself - at which point the Ilithids come out of hiding and appologize for years of atrocities. Her incesant whining annoyed them so much on a psychic level that they were just striking out randomly trying to stop it. They're not evil, just misunderstood (and sorry about the whole brain eating thing, but they sure are tastey. No, really Just ask Hannibul he'll tell you!)

Edited by Chevar, 24 July 2004 - 08:09 PM.

[wavingdragon]

The Jon Irenicus Romance mod.

A Joneleth-Jaheira Romance

From the banters, we observe every member in the party is their secret love child.

So is born the Redemption - The Even Longer Road (just don't go after me dorotea )

[Xaositect_Crayon]

a fear and loathing in Las Vegas spoof where Haer Dalis and Minsc go to calimshan to document some sporting event and end up smoking more opium than humanly possible....

[Xander77]

a fear and loathing in Las Vegas spoof where Haer Dalis and Minsc go to calimshan to document some sporting event and end up smoking more opium than humanly possible....

!!!

Add in Yoshimo, and Nalia as the girl they pick up, and it would rock the house.

[Chevar]

{Let's see how many people object to this one.}

A portrait MOD in which changed the graphics of all of the female NPC's

Make Visconia look lots better..
Put weird ribbons in the hair of all the rest of them.
Make it look like Nalia has two black eyes.
Give Imoen a page-boy haircut, and give her less feminine features.
Give all of them pissed off facial expressions.
Make Aerie look stoned.
Using metal coils give jahera dreadlocks



.. Oh wait that's already been done, and they called it Baldur's Gate 2.

My wife and I kept looking at the portraits saying "what were they thinking?"

[BobTokyo]

lol, hmm... let me see... how about a mod that lets you "convince" Edwina to stay female and then romance her?

Gosh, I wonder why the Hot Bisexual Babe mods are so popular, yet a Hot Transexual Boy-Chick mod has never been done . . .

[Rastor]

{Let's see how many people object to this one.}

A portrait MOD in which changed the graphics of all of the female NPC's

Make Visconia look lots better..
Put weird ribbons in the hair of all the rest of them.
Make it look like Nalia has two black eyes.
Give Imoen a page-boy haircut, and give her less feminine features.
Give all of them pissed off facial expressions.
Make Aerie look stoned.
Using metal coils give jahera dreadlocks



.. Oh wait that's already been done, and they called it Baldur's Gate 2.

My wife and I kept looking at the portraits saying "what were they thinking?"

I know someone who scanned in several Playboy centerfolds and replaced the portrait of every female NPC in the game with one of those...

[Ellderon]

The Gome Mania mod!

Every charachter in the game is a gnome and they are all slightly demented!
All party charachters are Jan Jansen clones and they TALK ALL THE TIME!

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Cow mod!

All charachters are replaced with hell bovine from diablo (You know, the cows with polearms)

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Eternal romance mod

A mod in which your romance lasts forever and ever and ever!
You will constantly have romantic banters and will only have "I love you" options!

[Chevar]

I have a better idea for a romance mod that shouldn't be made.. The main character is a bisexual hemaphrodite eunich, and everyone they meets has a romantic interest in them.

Edited by Chevar, 25 July 2004 - 03:28 PM.

[BobTokyo]

I have a better idea for a romance mod that shouldn't be made.. The main character is a bisexual hemaphrodite eunich, and everyone they meets has a romantic interest in them.

So you haven't seen the all genders can romance and multiple romance patches?

[Eagleheart]

How about a mod where in the Kua Toa lair you get to meet The Little Mermaid®?

or

add Jar Jar Binks as a NPC?

[Quitch]

add Jar Jar Binks as a NPC?

Worse yet, give him the Min1HPBelt and protection from intelliegence drain.