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#1 Shed

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Posted 17 August 2004 - 01:10 PM

Hubelpot started out as a joke, turned into a one day NPC, then a one week NPC, and is now an NPC project. Let this be a lesson to all of you never, ever to tell a joke under any circumstances, ever.


Screw that! Let the Hedgehog familiar and latex gnome optional components begin!

I am quite prepared to begin work on the latex gnome project. How about the gnomes in the Copper Coronet are in fact latex gnomes, for a start?

Then you could have a random encounter in Athkatla when you are assaulted by a group of gnomes, clad in black latex. You find a note on their leader linking them to the Athkatla Rights for Gnomes Association (ARGA), who have taken to covertly attacking adventurers for money, and the kicks of wearing latex.


As for the hedgehog, Hubelpot could pick it up in the Umar Hills area, outside the Ranger's Cabin. Then <CHARNAME> could test the common assertion that "a hedgehog can never be buggered at all". It could have such innate abilities as "Curl Up In Ball" (+4 AC bonus, cannot attack or move) and it could inflict damage on anyone who attacks it.

#2 BobTokyo

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Posted 17 August 2004 - 03:10 PM

I wonder if Sol Ek Sa could come up with some good portraits of latex clad gnomes?

#3 Shed

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Posted 17 August 2004 - 03:20 PM

Go on, then.... :mellow: Ask them.

#4 BobTokyo

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Posted 17 August 2004 - 03:28 PM

No. :)

#5 BobTokyo

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Posted 17 August 2004 - 03:29 PM

Incidently, I love the Athkathla Rights For Gnomes Association idea. :D

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Posted 17 August 2004 - 03:47 PM

SHED, HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU TO KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF MY GNOME??!?

Besides, it kinda breaks the fourth wall, right?

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#7 BobTokyo

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Posted 17 August 2004 - 03:59 PM

Besides, it kinda breaks the fourth wall, right?

No, it doesn't. A gnome wearing latex is silly, and it's strange. It might threaten suspension of disbelief (the ability of the audience to make themselves believe in what they see). It does not speak directly to the audience, and thus does not break the fourth wall.

It is however an idea so completely silly that I have no wish to work on it right now. :)

The Equal Rights for Gnomes thing has a good chance of making it into the mod at some point.

#8 SConrad

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Posted 17 August 2004 - 04:13 PM

Not if I have something to say about it. I'd like to keep my gnome private, thank you very much. The thought of placing him in a game makes my poor little friend very distressed.

Look at him now! Bob, you've got him howling again. <_<

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#9 Shed

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Posted 18 August 2004 - 05:57 AM

SHED, HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU TO KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF MY GNOME??!?


Dammit, I'll get my own gnome someday, SConrad... :P

Mabye I'll make this unofficial addition to the Hubelpot mod...

The Equal Rights for Gnomes thing has a good chance of making it into the mod at some point.


I win!


And I see nothing wrong with breaking the illusion of reality sometimes. It is usually funny.

#10 SConrad

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Posted 18 August 2004 - 06:08 AM

SHED, HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU TO KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF MY GNOME??!?


Dammit, I'll get my own gnome someday, SConrad... :P

Mabye I'll make this unofficial addition to the Hubelpot mod...

You wish. On both accounts. <_<

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#11 Shed

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Posted 18 August 2004 - 04:18 PM

Yes, I do!

*Shed casts Wish.

Shed's summoned genie summons a latex gnome from the Abyss, who proceeds to code the Latex Gnome and Hedgehog Familiar mod-mod*

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Posted 22 August 2004 - 02:02 AM

*continues to smoke what he must of been smoking*
lol

#13 Shed

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Posted 22 August 2004 - 01:12 PM

Dammit, must *have*. Have, damn you!

#14 AnnabelleRose

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Posted 04 September 2004 - 06:31 PM

Wow.......

I leave for a bit and miss all the fun!

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#15 SConrad

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Posted 05 September 2004 - 10:27 AM

Wow.......

I leave for a bit and miss all the fun!

Story of my life... ;)

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