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#61 berelinde

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Posted 07 October 2007 - 07:43 PM

Argh! Too slow! (wipes off tomato)

How about Kristin, then? She dies.

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Posted 08 October 2007 - 04:29 AM

Paris Hilton can be Tomoko. There, she's got a part where she dies (although a bit more major a part than I would want).

If we actually try casting BG NPCs, this can get really crazy, that's why I stuck to BG2 - where there aren't six million NPCs.
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Posted 08 October 2007 - 05:13 AM

heh, okay this guy isn't exactly a movie actor but he's just too good at what he's done in the past as an evil madman to pass up. ^_^

Joseph D. Kucan - Sarevok

(heh, I know, I'm a lil unrealistic, but hey... he does a good job at such roles.) :)

If she is to be apart of this she at least has to have a part where she dies!


I'm sure that can be arranged. :devil:
After all we never hear from Skie again after BG1, sooo... :whistling:

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Posted 08 October 2007 - 05:41 AM

And PLEASE put Victoria Beckham for Skie's stunts! (like, fireball target training) :P

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Posted 08 October 2007 - 12:21 PM

Main Character - Human Male Fighter - Can't think of anyone right now

Why's the protag have to be a fighter?
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Posted 08 October 2007 - 12:27 PM

The official main character is always a male human fighter it seems. Unfortunate, but it seems true.
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Posted 08 October 2007 - 12:51 PM

Main Character - Human Male Fighter - Can't think of anyone right now

Why's the protag have to be a fighter?


Mostly because that's what a generic person thrown into the adventuring life would become.

Thanks to Gorion, mage be be another appropriate decision, but based on the way the player character was raised, fighter and mage are about the only two that actually make sense in the literary sense.
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Posted 08 October 2007 - 01:10 PM

Actually, a cleric or monk is also easy to see, and I wouldn't say a thief would be out of the question, if the protag is a more rebellious, mischievious sort. Unfortunately, it just doesn't work as well with Imoen already covering those parts. I'd say a paladin would be very iffy, and a druid, ranger, or barbarian would be virtually out of the question.

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Posted 08 October 2007 - 01:42 PM

Actually, a cleric or monk is also easy to see


Cleric, maybe. I have a hard time seeing a monk (where would the PC get all the discipline and training? There's no monastery in Candlekeep).
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Posted 08 October 2007 - 04:35 PM

No, he would have to be a fighter, as you cant have more then one mage in the party for a movie

anyway

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Posted 08 October 2007 - 05:05 PM

And why can't the main char be a woman? I would enjoy watching a female monk!
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Posted 08 October 2007 - 06:13 PM

A female bard/thief.
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Posted 08 October 2007 - 10:09 PM

Soooo there can be a steamy sex scean with Jaheira...

even tho if it was a women... damn

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Posted 09 October 2007 - 12:35 AM

I can think of nothing I would like to watch less. Unless it was Aerie. :P

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Posted 09 October 2007 - 03:04 AM

Soooo there can be a steamy sex scean with Jaheira...

even tho if it was a women... damn


*grin* Is there a problem with that? :whistling:

But yeah... after a traumatic experience with Aerie's romance, I think I'd need rehab, then a loop of insanity just to get back to normal if that scene (if Aerie) were the case. Jaheira or Viconia, or many of the other mod NPCs on the otherhand. :naughty:

Eh. I think the picture comes across already. :blush:

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Posted 09 October 2007 - 04:52 AM

Soooo there can be a steamy sex scean with Jaheira...

even tho if it was a women... damn


*grin* Is there a problem with that? :whistling:

But yeah... after a traumatic experience with Aerie's romance, I think I'd need rehab, then a loop of insanity just to get back to normal if that scene (if Aerie) were the case. Jaheira or Viconia, or many of the other mod NPCs on the otherhand. :naughty:

Eh. I think the picture comes across already. :blush:


How about Jaheira, Aerie, Viconia, and the PC? :devil:
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Posted 09 October 2007 - 04:54 AM

Soooo there can be a steamy sex scean with Jaheira...

even tho if it was a women... damn


*grin* Is there a problem with that? :whistling:

But yeah... after a traumatic experience with Aerie's romance, I think I'd need rehab, then a loop of insanity just to get back to normal if that scene (if Aerie) were the case. Jaheira or Viconia, or many of the other mod NPCs on the otherhand. :naughty:

Eh. I think the picture comes across already. :blush:


How about Jaheira, Aerie, Viconia, and the PC? :devil:

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Posted 09 October 2007 - 05:08 AM

How about Jaheira, Aerie, Viconia, and the PC? :devil:


Hehe, we're definetely on the same page... tho I'd rather replace Aerie with Fade... but that's my personal pick. *grin* :D

This conversation is fast deteriorating into a rather deep depth of EEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Aw come on Jolyth, could be worse... eh. I won't go *there*. :whistling:

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Edited by Solar's Harper, 09 October 2007 - 05:10 AM.

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Posted 09 October 2007 - 01:10 PM

How about Jaheira, Aerie, Viconia, and the PC? :devil:

Hehe, we're definetely on the same page... tho I'd rather replace Aerie with Fade... but that's my personal pick. *grin* :D

This conversation is fast deteriorating into a rather deep depth of EEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Aw come on Jolyth, could be worse... eh. I won't go *there*. :whistling:
Edit: Typos... grrrrr!!!!!

Well I mean come on! How can anyone possibly have any kind of a relationships, kinky or otherwise with Aerie yammering about her wings all the time?

PC: "Aerie, you are so lovely"
Aerie: "Oh! My wings!! Boo Hoo!!!"
PC: "But I am telling you how lovely you are!"
Aerie: "But my wings! WAH!!!"
PC: *inserts gag*

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Posted 09 October 2007 - 03:15 PM

How about Jaheira, Aerie, Viconia, and the PC? :devil:

Hehe, we're definetely on the same page... tho I'd rather replace Aerie with Fade... but that's my personal pick. *grin* :D

This conversation is fast deteriorating into a rather deep depth of EEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:ROFL:
Aw come on Jolyth, could be worse... eh. I won't go *there*. :whistling:
Edit: Typos... grrrrr!!!!!

Well I mean come on! How can anyone possibly have any kind of a relationships, kinky or otherwise with Aerie yammering about her wings all the time?

PC: "Aerie, you are so lovely"
Aerie: "Oh! My wings!! Boo Hoo!!!"
PC: "But I am telling you how lovely you are!"
Aerie: "But my wings! WAH!!!"
PC: *inserts gag*


Some of us actually like Aerie, you know. :whistling:
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