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[Caveman]

Thou hath violated the authorities a second time, n00b!   

For this, I have casted a permanent disintegrate on thou & thou art banished forevaar! 

*at least we don't have to endure more wistle blows* 

Coming back == cheating

*In the Interest of Good Order and Sport, referees can move as many times per round as needed*[Quick as a wink, as the Perm. Disentegration spell hits home, the shhnneaky Caveman quaffs a potion of Invisibility giving poor Galac the false idea that the C.M. has been outdone] <creeps up behind Galac, blows whistle in his ear. Loud.. > !!!WRONG ANSWER!!! & I DON'T CHEAT! Silly rabbit, did you really think I would ref a fight with this crowd without taking precautions?<puts right Boot of the ArchReferee[crafted by the gods they were] sideways across Galac's rump>BAM!You Will Respect MY Author-O-tie!<Galac flies across the room crashing headfirst through a wall> sings: *Noobie, noobie that I be, but how thou's knavish magics hath no effect on me* For I have travelled to and fro across the Planes for many a long year,SO let ME count the ways; #1- I have a PhD. in Magic Defense from the University of Sigil, ergo: #2- Cloak of Mirrors worn, #3 Save vs. Spells of 33 lvl Paladin, and #4 "Defiance to the Wicked" Full Plate +5 (grants wearer +3 to all saves, etc.)*Armor of the Commandant of the Order of the Polydiverse Paladins of Profane Poetry*, just to name a few of the tricks up my sleeve. Now I realize no one here, esp. me , is no Elminster, but break out your abacus...1+2+3+4= Your spell fizzled! You are right, about one thing: no more whistle, I retire! No more refereeing for me! <shoves whistle up Galac's bum> Unless YOU want to TOOT it (no pun intended)! Littiz is right, we are taking this thread way off course. Jester's suggestion of a thread for fights(and I salute him for that) bears some research. Galactygon: Well done, a valiant effort!<salutes> But, consider yourself *Dealt With*... Stop by the Cave sometime and I'll show you some tricks(PhD in Dirty Fighting Univ.of Amn)

*casts Summon Wild Bull on Jester*

MR. J! CATCH! <tosses him a Battle Axe +3 vs Bovines, "Steakmaker"> Now Ladies and Gentlemen, for my last act...I disappear...Peace...<rubs a small clear crystal and fades into nothing...>

[jester]

Thank you Mystra for my underwear of the wild mage in these troubling times!

...and my sparkling new "Kneepads of the bovine Rapture" automatically dispel anything related to cows in various shapes and sizes. B)

Casts "Rapture of the Stepmother" on the Golem standing right next to galactycon -courtesy of UU-

[Userunfriendly]

Thank you Mystra for my underwear of the wild mage in these troubling times!

...and my sparkling new "Kneepads of the bovine Rapture" automatically dispel anything related to cows in various shapes and sizes. B)

Casts "Rapture of the Stepmother" on the Golem standing right next to galactycon -courtesy of UU-

casts....

summon lady delcia de'arnisse....

runs away before lynched by every one....

casts area effect summon cow dung...

cow pies rain everywhere, clouding my trail...

clean getaway...

[T.G.Maestro]

cow pies rain everywhere, clouding my trail...

clean getaway...

Trying to escape the field, UU fails to spot the recently summoned pit full of cow dung just before him...

TGM what happened to you?? You look so different now.

Oh, just my old look on these forums...

[Userunfriendly]

cow pies rain everywhere, clouding my trail...

clean getaway...

Trying to escape the field, UU fails to spot the recently summoned pit full of cow dung just before him...

TGM what happened to you?? You look so different now.

Oh, just my old look on these forums...

fortunately, stacking haste and improved haste, my speed is so high that momentum carries me past the pit, the viscous animal waste matter providing just enough support for me to make it to the other side safely...

meanwhile, the mirror image spell i cast on lady delcia causes 8 copies of her to appear...urg!!!

[T.G.Maestro]

meanwhile, the mirror image spell i cast on lady delcia causes 8 copies of her to appear...urg!!!

Facing the utter doom, TGM histerically starts to blast the attacking Dalcias with Mordenkainen's Force Pillows...

[Galactygon]

Thou hath violated the authorities a second time, n00b!   

For this, I have casted a permanent disintegrate on thou & thou art banished forevaar! 

*at least we don't have to endure more wistle blows* 

Coming back == cheating

*In the Interest of Good Order and Sport, referees can move as many times per round as needed*[Quick as a wink, as the Perm. Disentegration spell hits home, the shhnneaky Caveman quaffs a potion of Invisibility giving poor Galac the false idea that the C.M. has been outdone] <creeps up behind Galac, blows whistle in his ear. Loud.. > !!!WRONG ANSWER!!! & I DON'T CHEAT! Silly rabbit, did you really think I would ref a fight with this crowd without taking precautions?<puts right Boot of the ArchReferee[crafted by the gods they were] sideways across Galac's rump>BAM!You Will Respect MY Author-O-tie!<Galac flies across the room crashing headfirst through a wall> sings: *Noobie, noobie that I be, but how thou's knavish magics hath no effect on me* For I have travelled to and fro across the Planes for many a long year,SO let ME count the ways; #1- I have a PhD. in Magic Defense from the University of Sigil, ergo: #2- Cloak of Mirrors worn, #3 Save vs. Spells of 33 lvl Paladin, and #4 "Defiance to the Wicked" Full Plate +5 (grants wearer +3 to all saves, etc.)*Armor of the Commandant of the Order of the Polydiverse Paladins of Profane Poetry*, just to name a few of the tricks up my sleeve. Now I realize no one here, esp. me , is no Elminster, but break out your abacus...1+2+3+4= Your spell fizzled! You are right, about one thing: no more whistle, I retire! No more refereeing for me! <shoves whistle up Galac's bum> Unless YOU want to TOOT it (no pun intended)! Littiz is right, we are taking this thread way off course. Jester's suggestion of a thread for fights(and I salute him for that) bears some research. Galactygon: Well done, a valiant effort!<salutes> But, consider yourself *Dealt With*... Stop by the Cave sometime and I'll show you some tricks(PhD in Dirty Fighting Univ.of Amn)

*casts Summon Wild Bull on Jester*

MR. J! CATCH! <tosses him a Battle Axe +3 vs Bovines, "Steakmaker"> Now Ladies and Gentlemen, for my last act...I disappear...Peace...<rubs a small clear crystal and fades into nothing...>

Cheater! I saw you turn to dust with my own eyes, Caveman. So too late now. You'll be ignored then...

And besides, You have overlooked the Mantle of Eldath Protection that I cast against CamDawg... so your +x enchantment is thwarted.... anyways for more entertainment, you all have a timestop or two to look forward to....

.... and Timestop is the ONE spell no one is immune to...

Anyways, timestop is cast & I get 5 extra rounds

*casts Improved Alacrity*
*casts a greater malison at everyone
*casts Summon Planetar
*casts spell trap
*casts Wail of the Banshee
*warps away with a graceful wave of the hand with a dimension door

And as timestop ends, I'll be watching the entertainment from afar within the safe sanctuary of.....
..... TeamBG.

[Caveman]

Cheater! I saw you turn to dust with my own eyes, Caveman. So too late now. You'll be ignored then...

And besides, You have overlooked the Mantle of Eldath Protection that I cast against CamDawg... so your +x enchantment is thwarted.... anyways for more entertainment, you all have a timestop or two to look forward to....

.... and Timestop is the ONE spell no one is immune to...

Anyways, timestop is cast & I get 5 extra rounds

*casts Improved Alacrity*
*casts a greater malison at everyone
*casts Summon Planetar
*casts spell trap
*casts Wail of the Banshee
*warps away with a graceful wave of the hand with a dimension door


  And as timestop ends, I'll be watching the entertainment from afar within the safe sanctuary of.......... TeamBG.

..<A rift appears in mid-air and Caveman's head pops through> Oh come on duuude! You should demand a refund on whoever taught you that Permanent Disintegration spell. And don't hate on me because I stuck that whistle in your @$$. It seemed like the proper thing to do at the time....you're killing me here. Laters. Give my regards to the folks at TBG! <Head pops back into the rift, followed by and echoing voice> ...and.. get... your.... eyes.... checked......sucker....!

[CamDawg]

C'mon everyone, let's remember the point of this thread and take it to heart.


Littiz and TGM suck.


Please, let's not lose sight of this very important message.

[Userunfriendly]

.... and Timestop is the ONE spell no one is immune to...

Time Stop Immunity
Type: 0x00000136
Param1: 0
Param2: 1
Flags: 0x00000001
Time: 0
Prob: 100
Target: 0x00000002


MUWahahahahhahahha!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Galactygon]

Yes I know... though since you didnt declare it earlier.... you got frozen by the 1st timestop (though it will work on future ones too).

Anyways...

*casts Galactygon's Infernal Combustion on.... defenceless Littiz*

burrrrrn, burrrrrn, the flamesssss, whahahahaha

[Userunfriendly]

meanwhile, the mirror image spell i cast on lady delcia causes 8 copies of her to appear...urg!!!

Facing the utter doom, TGM histerically starts to blast the attacking Dalcias with Mordenkainen's Force Pillows...

you, my friend, need to learn the much more powerful version of mordenkainen's force pillows...

mordenkainen's comfy cushions...

(the only drawback is that the physical component needed is a spanish inquisition priest's outfit)

after uuf recovers from the timestop, he prepares a scroll he got from jan last week...

raises hands, and incants the aweful spell...

"boston baked beans, lima beans, kidney beans, chili with beans...draconis cutsa-de-cheesa!!!"

and the spectral, glowing hind quarters of a mighty dragon appear in the air, as the dreaded

DRAGON FART

spell is cast...everyone is instantly envolped in a hideous choking green mist...

and as the user d gates away, a puckish grin is seen, just like the cheshire cat, as a minor fireball is tossed into the mist...

[Userunfriendly]

A too easy cure:

*casts Zone of Sweet air*

now the question is...did galactyon manage to finish casting zone of sweet air before the fireball hit the mist???

BOOM!!!

[Tom]

Gates in and is killed by fireball

[Galactygon]

Yes

[Userunfriendly]

Gates in and is killed by fireball

doesn't your fruit rind helmet protect you from critical hits???

[Grey Acumen]

*rift opens*

*walks through rift to survey damage*

Eh, wow. Spellcasting galore. I'm going back to The Fridge - Cheers Thread, its safer there.

*dissapears, accidentally leaving rift open*

[T.G.Maestro]

All right, all of you with the pillows, heads up to the Fridge, right into the similar thread (Pillow Fight)!
Now let me guide us folks back to topic..:

Littiz and TGM suck.

So sayeth the n b..!

[T.G.Maestro]

Eh, wow. Spellcasting galore. I'm going back to The Fridge - Cheers Thread, its safer there.

*dissapears, accidentally leaving rift open*

But of course TGM doesn't forgets to send a nice "Pillow of Disruption" after the most unsuspecting Grey Acumen...