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Posted 24 April 2010 - 10:28 PM

A Cock and Boo story

A major grouse among Imoen fans is that she is missing from a large part of the game. The titular mod addresses this issue.

To this end, Irenicus' confrontation with the cowled wizards at Waukeen's promenade has been modified. He makes an unusual request, and Boo is taken instead. What does the master villain have in mind? What secrets belie the unseemly rodent? Could it be a polymorphed bhaalspawn in hiding? These are questions that will be answered as the player tracks down Irenicus to recover Minsc's furry companion. In addition, Imoen will be available as an NPC for the whole game. She has interactions with the PC and other bioware NPCs, including intercourse with Boo as a polymorphed hamster.

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Scene at Waukeen's Promenade
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Cowled Wizard: Even if we fall, our numbers are many. You will be overwhelmed.

Irenicus: You bore me mageling. You may take me in, but you WILL take the hamster as well.

Cowled Wizard: An unusual request. I suppose you need a furry companion to accompany you during your lengthy imprisonment? So be it!


** Irenicus, Boo and cowled wizards are teleported away.


Minsc: No, this cannot be! The murderer of Dynaheir flees from righteous butt-kicking vengeance! And he takes Boo with him, too! Something must be done, CHARNAME! We must find this witch murdering, hamster kidnapping fiend! All that is goodness cries out for this! Even little Boo, although he cannot cry quite so loudly in the vile wizard's hands.

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#2 xdeathplanetx

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Posted 25 April 2010 - 04:05 AM

Nooooooo Booooo! Don't worry Minsc we will kick evils assas till we will get back ours furred companion! :)
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You know I'm thinking.... even if Bhaal was a god.... how did he got an hamster pregnant???

#3 the bigg

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Posted 25 April 2010 - 04:24 AM

You know I'm thinking.... even if Bhaal was a god.... how did he got an hamster pregnant???

Same way he put a rabbit pregnant I suppose.

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#4 Miloch

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Posted 25 April 2010 - 08:34 AM

I really thought this post was some kind of pornspam when I first saw the title (and I'm still not so sure it isn't :unsure:).

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Posted 28 April 2010 - 04:50 AM

Porn spam? You must be referring to the title of the mod, which is inspired by the saying 'A cock and bull story' (meaning a fanciful and unbelievable tale). In many ways, the mod is a cock and boo story.. going through 7 chapters of the game to rescue a rodent? How rewarding!

#6 Miloch

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Posted 28 April 2010 - 03:31 PM

Was just a bad joke; don't let my slagging stop you :P.

Though you seemed to be suggesting you had an actual mod here, what with the "download link" that isn't actually a link...

Infinity Engine Contributions
Aurora * BG1 NPC * BG1 Fixpack * Haiass * Infinity Animations * Level 1 NPCs * P5Tweaks
PnP Free Action * Thrown Hammers * Unique Containers * BG:EE * BGII:EE * IWD:EE
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Player & Modder Resources
BAM Batcher * Creature Lister * Creature Checker * Creature Fixer * Tutu/BGT Area Map & List * Tutu Mod List
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"Infinity turns out to be the opposite of what people say it is. It is not 'that which has nothing beyond itself' that is infinite, but 'that which always has something beyond itself'." -Aristotle