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#101 -dragonlord-

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Posted 08 September 2004 - 05:51 PM

oh wait this is shouldn't be done :lol: :D

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Posted 09 September 2004 - 08:13 AM

Noone thought of the pig-latin mod, did they?

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#103 fallen_demon

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Posted 21 September 2004 - 04:22 PM

improved first mephit encounter, its the only untouched battle left so why not,
add's 5 demilich's and 4 dragons 'to back' up the mephits who now will infinitely respawn andhave unlimited heal inate abilities which they are scripted to use upon reaching the barely injured state or lower.

Edited by fallen_demon, 26 September 2004 - 06:58 PM.

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#104 Lady LeFay

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Posted 21 September 2004 - 04:31 PM

Baldur's Gate: The MUSCIAL!
"This Rod will be your doom!" -- Kilik.
"Do you know how much that turns me on, Ki?"
"Maxi! I'm trying to be serious here!" -- Maxi and Kilik

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#105 Awake

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Posted 21 September 2004 - 05:30 PM

Baldur's Gate: The MUSCIAL!


What's wrong with that?
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And the raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming,
And the lamp-light o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be lifted - nevermore!


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#106 Lady LeFay

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Posted 21 September 2004 - 05:35 PM

eight words: Irencius breaking into song and dance in mid-sentence.
"This Rod will be your doom!" -- Kilik.
"Do you know how much that turns me on, Ki?"
"Maxi! I'm trying to be serious here!" -- Maxi and Kilik

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear. -- Mark Twain

To disagree with three-fourths of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity.
Oscar Wilde

And alien tears will fill for him Pity's long-broken urn, For his mourners will be outcast men, And outcasts always mourn.

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#107 Awake

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Posted 21 September 2004 - 07:35 PM

i thought we had already declared that irenicus was a great musician.

.mp3]Redeem this Remix- Bons

Personally, i think incorporating that into a mod would be great. :lol:
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And the raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming,
And the lamp-light o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be lifted - nevermore!


Like dealing with terrorists by giving them explosives. -NotMrT

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there.

#108 Chevar

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Posted 21 September 2004 - 07:42 PM

eight words: Irencius breaking into song and dance in mid-sentence.

I think that falls under the category of my previos post; BG2; The Musical.

To the sound of music; Irenicus - "No walls can con-tain-me.."

Skat beat; Minsc - "Boo's a tricky hampster i hid in the cage, but you done wannah know where, where where."

Rap; Aerie - "Here's my tale it'll take lotsa time, You're gonnah have to listen to one more whine!"

Heavy metal; Imowen - "It fealt like he was turning daggers in my head, now I really want him Deeeeeeeeeead!"

you get the idea.

Edited by Chevar, 21 September 2004 - 07:51 PM.

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#109 Awake

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Posted 21 September 2004 - 07:52 PM

Chevar, drop the WTP, start working on the musical.

The Drinking Game Mod.

Everything Aerie or Anomen wine, the party gets drunk,
And with every dialouge, there is an option to "Take a sip" for 'obvious' dialouge piecings (like Aerie crying about her wings)


You are a genious Lady LeFay. You came up with such a wonderful idea. Maybe i should start a thread on that....

Edited by Awake, 21 September 2004 - 07:53 PM.

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And the raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming,
And the lamp-light o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be lifted - nevermore!


Like dealing with terrorists by giving them explosives. -NotMrT

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there.

#110 Stone Wolf

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Posted 21 September 2004 - 07:52 PM

An image just popped into my head of Irenicus singing "Iiiiii ain't got noboooooody. Nobody!"

I must now kill all of you. :angry:

#111 Chevar

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Posted 21 September 2004 - 07:56 PM

An image just popped into my head of Irenicus singing "Iiiiii ain't got noboooooody.  Nobody!"

I must now kill all of you.  :angry:

Muhuhaha! The madness is spreading! let me see your papers; I have mine!

wait i got another one! the utopia mod! a game in which everyone gets along and there are never any problems.. the goal is to play it to the end wihtout hitting your computer WITH A HAMMER!

Edited by Chevar, 21 September 2004 - 07:57 PM.

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#112 Awake

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Posted 21 September 2004 - 08:03 PM

oh, but there could be a problem, the pink unicorns ran away, and you have to save them from the terrible troll which makes you answer a riddle, and there is no way to initiate a battle with him. If you answer the riddle you saved the unicorns. YAY!!

No, i like the straight out utopia idea better. What would we do with the shadow thieves though? Good Will?
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And the raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming,
And the lamp-light o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be lifted - nevermore!


Like dealing with terrorists by giving them explosives. -NotMrT

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there.

#113 Stone Wolf

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Posted 21 September 2004 - 08:10 PM

An image just popped into my head of Irenicus singing "Iiiiii ain't got noboooooody.  Nobody!"

I must now kill all of you.  :angry:

Muhuhaha! The madness is spreading! let me see your papers; I have mine!

wait i got another one! the utopia mod! a game in which everyone gets along and there are never any problems.. the goal is to play it to the end wihtout hitting your computer WITH A HAMMER!

So, it's not available for Windows platforms?

#114 Awake

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Posted 21 September 2004 - 08:21 PM

does anybody remember a little thread called bloopers in the gen rev forum? Remember a little joke about how getting the NPCs drunk would be a great idea for a mod? Does anybody else get that queasy feeling that this might actually start a new thread? :lol:
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And the raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming,
And the lamp-light o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be lifted - nevermore!


Like dealing with terrorists by giving them explosives. -NotMrT

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there.

#115 MantraSong

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Posted 21 September 2004 - 08:30 PM

*ahem* read the title of the thread :lol:
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#116 Awake

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Posted 21 September 2004 - 08:41 PM

A mod that should not be done
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And the raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming,
And the lamp-light o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be lifted - nevermore!


Like dealing with terrorists by giving them explosives. -NotMrT

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there.

#117 Stone Wolf

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Posted 21 September 2004 - 09:02 PM

does anybody remember a little thread called bloopers in the gen rev forum? Remember a little joke about how getting the NPCs drunk would be a great idea for a mod? Does anybody else get that queasy feeling that this might actually start a new thread? :lol:

The thread already exists: http://www.shsforums...opic=11018&st=0

#118 Cyric

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Posted 21 September 2004 - 09:57 PM

Harry's secret - Harry Potter as a joinable and romanceable NPC... :wacko:

The Lesbian Gate Mod - every female NPC in the game becomes lesbian and you as a heterosexual man are forced to romance Anomen to finally have some sex :help:

Cyric's Avatar Mod - the avatar of Cyric as a joinable NPC!! Blow up your enemies with a single thought! :drunk:
I am the whispers in your head
Letting you know you're the next one dead
I am the blade that cuts your skin
That forgives yourself for all your sin
I am the guilt that gnaws your soul
Corrodes the heart to a gaping hole
The hammers pounding all around
So you beat the walls to rid the sound
I am your memories, distorted and loud
That make you scream and shreik aloud
Yes, I make you crazy, it's all my fault
That we're here alone in this cushoined vault

#119 Cyric

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Posted 21 September 2004 - 10:13 PM

and one more:

The Nervous Breakdown Mod - every single enemy in the game can cast TimeStop :bash:

Edited by Cyric, 21 September 2004 - 10:13 PM.

I am the whispers in your head
Letting you know you're the next one dead
I am the blade that cuts your skin
That forgives yourself for all your sin
I am the guilt that gnaws your soul
Corrodes the heart to a gaping hole
The hammers pounding all around
So you beat the walls to rid the sound
I am your memories, distorted and loud
That make you scream and shreik aloud
Yes, I make you crazy, it's all my fault
That we're here alone in this cushoined vault

#120 NiGHTMARE

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Posted 21 September 2004 - 11:02 PM

does anybody remember a little thread called bloopers in the gen rev forum? Remember a little joke about how getting the NPCs drunk would be a great idea for a mod? Does anybody else get that queasy feeling that this might actually start a new thread? :lol:

The thread already exists: http://www.shsforums...opic=11018&st=0

Take a good look at who made the post you quoted and who started that thread ;).